Family, Mother in law and Miscellaneous: All you need is hate

All you need is hate

By Anonymous - 10/08/2013 21:30 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, my mother-in-law yelled from across the house for me to come quickly. She sounded frantic, so I rushed and asked what was wrong. She said, "Nothing." and that she just wanted to remind me that she hates my guts. She'll be living here with me and my wife for the next two months. FML

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By kayt240 - 04/05/2011 05:41 - Canada

Today, my husband told me that he's letting his mother move in with us. He told her it was alright without even consulting me first. I hate my mother-in-law so much that I'm contemplating divorce rather than living with her. FML

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Clean

By Anonymous - 22/04/2022 01:30 - India - Hyderabad

Today, in the entire half-hour since my mother-in-law reached our home, she's inspected and criticised every aspect of our home, despite things being spot clean. And sermoned me non stop on how to "live". My husband still wonders why I don't want her visiting. It"s going to be a long two weeks. FML

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By NotAnInLawFamilyMan - 10/12/2014 14:05 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mother-in-maw informed us that she sold her house and is moving in with us so we'll "take care" of her in old age. She's in perfect health. We've only been married for 4 months. My wife can't stand her for more than 2 weeks at a time, let alone living with us. FML

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Family matters

By Anonymous - 03/10/2020 16:56

Today, I was told by step-dad, who I live with, that my mom "hates my guts" while smiling so big, because he got a call from her. He's so desperate for her to come back that all the lying, cheating, manipulation, and emotional abuse doesn't push him away. She's a tornado. FML

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Parasite

By Anonymous - 13/09/2023 04:00

Today, and since we've had our baby, my mother-in-law started coming round more often, then bringing her stuff to stay overnight, then started claiming she lived here, and got hysterical when we told her she doesn’t. I had to pick her up and place her outside while she punched me in the head repeatedly. FML

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By Anon_a_mouse - 30/03/2011 19:59 - Reserved

Today, I came home from a week-long vacation, only to find my mother-in-law didn't just dog-sit while I was gone; she moved in, along with all her possessions, and seems to think it's a permanent deal. FML

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Get the **** out

By GetOut - 11/03/2022 16:00

Today, I can no longer tolerate my mother-in-law. She's not a bad person, but anytime she opens her mouth it is only to criticize, chastise, scold, or blame me. My husband is too terrified of her to ask her to leave our home. FML

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Don't go

By Paulshaun1 - 06/10/2016 13:38 - United Kingdom - Luton

Today, my mother told me she thinks it is time for me to move into my own place. I agreed with her and went to look at studios/flats online. She later came into my room, saw me looking at places and then got pissed off at me, saying that I hate her for wanting to leave her. FML

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Free carer

By Anonymous - 20/11/2020 05:04

Today, my mother-in-law moved in with my husband and I, where she shits the bed and herself. There's a waiting list for the nursing home, so in the meantime I’m cleaning up her shit and she isn’t even my mother. FML

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All over the place

By Gloria Lovestar - 03/10/2019 20:00

Today, I visited my in-laws, whom I thought I was on great terms with. I soon learned that wasn't the case when my mother-in-law yelled at me about how I've been abusing her for years. Ten minutes later, she hugged me and asked me for grandkids. FML

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kaitlynjane 28

Sunday 11 August 2013 2:25

Apparently she's never heard of " The Boy Who Cried Wolf."

gracehi 31

Sunday 11 August 2013 2:28

"I'll remember that when you have your inevitable heart attack."

Comments

jwebster 8

Sunday 11 August 2013 2:36

Right out the door she would go at my house.

onlymytwocents 9

Sunday 11 August 2013 2:37

Honestly, man up. Kick her out. If your wife doesn't respect you enough to allow her to treat you that way. Toss her out too. Trust me the mother-in-law will leave

Savner 16

Sunday 11 August 2013 2:40

I wouldn't have gone to help that bitch.

MolesterStallone 13

Sunday 11 August 2013 2:40

If it were me, for the next two months she would be ignored fully...

Likian5 26

Sunday 11 August 2013 2:41

You should never come when she calls you again, OP.

challan 19

Sunday 11 August 2013 2:44

If you are paying the bills, she needs to show proper respect. You need to have your wife tell her that's unacceptable.

emilyjgraham 34

Sunday 11 August 2013 14:28

I can see the wife's reaction now... "Oh don't be silly, she adores you really! I've already told her she can stay for a a long as she likes so just as well laugh it off"

Sir_drink_alot 20

Sunday 11 August 2013 2:44

Just be the best most lovey-dovey wife, you can be, your mother in law would soon get annoyed living there. Maybe she will move out early, also learn to cook, then you can spit in her food