Family, Mother in law and Miscellaneous: All you need is hate

All you need is hate

By Anonymous - 10/08/2013 21:30 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, my mother-in-law yelled from across the house for me to come quickly. She sounded frantic, so I rushed and asked what was wrong. She said, "Nothing." and that she just wanted to remind me that she hates my guts. She'll be living here with me and my wife for the next two months. FML

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By kayt240 - 04/05/2011 05:41 - Canada

Today, my husband told me that he's letting his mother move in with us. He told her it was alright without even consulting me first. I hate my mother-in-law so much that I'm contemplating divorce rather than living with her. FML

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Clean

By Anonymous - 22/04/2022 01:30 - India - Hyderabad

Today, in the entire half-hour since my mother-in-law reached our home, she's inspected and criticised every aspect of our home, despite things being spot clean. And sermoned me non stop on how to "live". My husband still wonders why I don't want her visiting. It"s going to be a long two weeks. FML

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You deserved it 111

By NotAnInLawFamilyMan - 10/12/2014 14:05 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mother-in-maw informed us that she sold her house and is moving in with us so we'll "take care" of her in old age. She's in perfect health. We've only been married for 4 months. My wife can't stand her for more than 2 weeks at a time, let alone living with us. FML

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Family matters

By Anonymous - 03/10/2020 16:56

Today, I was told by step-dad, who I live with, that my mom "hates my guts" while smiling so big, because he got a call from her. He's so desperate for her to come back that all the lying, cheating, manipulation, and emotional abuse doesn't push him away. She's a tornado. FML

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You deserved it 97

Parasite

By Anonymous - 13/09/2023 04:00

Today, and since we've had our baby, my mother-in-law started coming round more often, then bringing her stuff to stay overnight, then started claiming she lived here, and got hysterical when we told her she doesn’t. I had to pick her up and place her outside while she punched me in the head repeatedly. FML

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You deserved it 101

By Anon_a_mouse - 30/03/2011 19:59 - Reserved

Today, I came home from a week-long vacation, only to find my mother-in-law didn't just dog-sit while I was gone; she moved in, along with all her possessions, and seems to think it's a permanent deal. FML

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You deserved it 3 687

Get the **** out

By GetOut - 11/03/2022 16:00

Today, I can no longer tolerate my mother-in-law. She's not a bad person, but anytime she opens her mouth it is only to criticize, chastise, scold, or blame me. My husband is too terrified of her to ask her to leave our home. FML

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You deserved it 142

Don't go

By Paulshaun1 - 06/10/2016 13:38 - United Kingdom - Luton

Today, my mother told me she thinks it is time for me to move into my own place. I agreed with her and went to look at studios/flats online. She later came into my room, saw me looking at places and then got pissed off at me, saying that I hate her for wanting to leave her. FML

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You deserved it 694

Free carer

By Anonymous - 20/11/2020 05:04

Today, my mother-in-law moved in with my husband and I, where she shits the bed and herself. There's a waiting list for the nursing home, so in the meantime I’m cleaning up her shit and she isn’t even my mother. FML

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All over the place

By Gloria Lovestar - 03/10/2019 20:00

Today, I visited my in-laws, whom I thought I was on great terms with. I soon learned that wasn't the case when my mother-in-law yelled at me about how I've been abusing her for years. Ten minutes later, she hugged me and asked me for grandkids. FML

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You deserved it 126

kaitlynjane 28

Sunday 11 August 2013 2:25

Apparently she's never heard of " The Boy Who Cried Wolf."

gracehi 31

Sunday 11 August 2013 2:28

"I'll remember that when you have your inevitable heart attack."

Comments

frod0 10

Sunday 11 August 2013 3:55

what a bitch! Just fill your pockets with glitter and everyone she says something stupid or rude,reach into your pocket with a dead expression on your face and toss glitter over her head like a baptism of stupid

frod0 10

Sunday 11 August 2013 3:59

*every time

starile 19

Sunday 11 August 2013 18:04

"Baptism of stupid" HAH

bnasty206 7

Saturday 8 October 2016 0:16

pretty funny when people copy memes and try to pass it off as their own shit lol

pssedoffmom 7

Sunday 11 August 2013 4:05

I would be telling her to get out of my house

starile 19

Sunday 11 August 2013 18:08

#44, with a user name like that, I'd expect there to be a lot of pissed-off mom FMLs you can enlighten us with. I await your submissions.

jayray313 21

Sunday 11 August 2013 4:10

If she's staying in your home, she needs to treat you with respect. Make that abundantly clear. If she can't abide by that, she needs to find somewhere else to stay.