Alpha male behavior

By Hotdamnthisismyjam - 16/06/2009 00:32 - Canada

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Today, I went to the bar with some friends. When we walked in, we picked a table at random in the same area as a bunch of older men. The oldest, fattest, ugliest man at the table looked me over then stared at my chest. He then started to motorboat the air in the direction of my boobs. FML
I agree, your life sucks 51 256
You deserved it 6 638

Same thing different taste

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gingermonster16 0

Don't FML! That's a compliment. It means you have good boobs. You should have flipped him off though. For those confused: Moaterboating is when you get all up into someones cleavage (in this case) and shake your head left and right while making your lips flap together by breathing air out. HAHAHAHAHAHA! I just laughed at myself writing that description. It sounds soooo ******* dumb when expained, but it is just ******* dumb anyways.

Jonesy_fml 0

Beggars can't be choosers! =P

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bexox 0

The man was probably drunk and being egged on by his friends, not that this is an excuse. But yeah, the OP should be allowed to sit where she wants and dress how she wants and not deal with that shit. If you call these people out and just say "Excuse me... is there something you need to say to me? I'm not going to be treated like that, and I don't think the manager will appreciate it either." You can watch them shrink back so fast! Just try it! Be assertive! But to everyone who thinks this is a compliment - it's not! It makes you feel gross and drity when you're not even doing anything wrong. I get hit on all the time at work by old men, and no I'm not "putting it out there". I work at a doctor's office where I wear scrubs. It's creepy!!!

SirAwesome 0

YDI. If you have your boobs out, men will leer. Even nasty, old ones.

bollywood_rocks 0

I am not gay,heyyou but I still say she should've moved or not worn revealing clothing. Believe me when you are a 40D like I am, YOU CAN FIND CLOTHES THAT FIT THE BOOBS without making them obvious(I shop at JC Penney for them and come up with some unusual ways to make them seem smaller) Also as someone who has had a man literally poke one of my boobs and said "Are these real, I'd like to hold them" as a customer at my job it doesn't get worse than that. Did I get offended? Not really because growing up I was always teased by my friends who were flat chested plus I later learnt the store caught the whole thing on camera and asked the guy not to come back. Now the question is: Would it have made a difference if the guy wasn't fat,ugly and old? Because if it does make a difference then OP needs to get the **** over her narcissistic ass,man up and expect this behaviour next time she is in a bar full of sloshed people.

bollywood_rocks 0

I am not gay,heyyou but I still say she should've moved or not worn revealing clothing. Believe me when you are a 40D like I am, YOU CAN FIND CLOTHES THAT FIT THE BOOBS without making them obvious(I shop at JC Penney for them and come up with some unusual ways to make them seem smaller) Also as someone who has had a man literally poke one of my boobs and said "Are these real, I'd like to hold them" as a customer at my job it doesn't get worse than that. Did I get offended? Not really because growing up I was always teased by my friends who were flat chested plus I later learnt the store caught the whole thing on camera and asked the guy not to come back. Now the question is: Would it have made a difference if the guy wasn't fat,ugly and old? Because if it does make a difference then OP needs to get the **** over her narcissistic ass,man up and expect this behaviour next time she is in a bar full of sloshed people.

jnic 0

Wow, I've never seen someone prove their own point wrong so blatantly. You tell this girl to get clothes that fit (she never said she didn't anyway), and that this way, she won't get hit on You then continue to tell us that you wear clothes that fit and make your boobs less obvious. But then you tell us that you get hit on ANYWAY. It's not the clothes on the woman, it's the bad attitude on the man.

"Because if it does make a difference then OP needs to get the **** over her narcissistic ass,man up and expect this behaviour next time she is in a bar full of sloshed people." I notice that you don't give a statement about if if wouldn't make a difference. How incredibly mature.

bollywood_rocks 0

If it doesn't make a difference,ignore him?!

But when the lewd gesture becomes aggressive molestation ... Someone physically touched you, that's a whole different scenario. I would have crushed his skull.

bexox 0

89 & 90- Yeah, I do think it's pretty predictable for that to happen at a bar. It happens to me. I don't think she should get upset or anything, I'm just saying it's gross when pervs act like that. Call them out! It's hillarious, I'm telling you!

AlQYu 0

Well the perfect solution in this situation would be to: Look over to him with a puzzled face and make some eye contact and smile to tickle his balls a little (as if he isn't tickled already) ... Now to get his attention off your breasts point back to yourself and word out "I" then you do the motorboat imitation but in a way to mock him... Point at him but in a circular motion and word out "U". And during this whole time you HAVE to look disgusted... that'll crush his feelings...

You should have kicked him in the balls.

thats nasty but you were in a bar im sick of women complaining about situations that we put ourselves into go to a brothel and maybe someone might want to have sex with you maybe?? go to a bar and people get drunk and go home with strangers so someone in a bar motorboated at her boobs what do you expect at a bar? not a place filled with the classiest people but thats sick and i would have felt uncomfortable too

Today an ugly guy in a bar thought i was hot. FML seriously...life goes on