America! F*** yeah!

By scarredforlife - 08/08/2009 01:34 - United States

Today, it was my mom's birthday, I planned to wish her a happy birthday as she woke up. I opened the door to her room, only to see my dad dancing around in an American flag thong. Grimacing in pain, I closed the door right away. Not only am I forever disturbed, but now my dad is asking me how he looks naked. FML
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Luckster 0

What has been seen cannot be unseen, sadly. *shutters at the mere thought*

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taz1 1

Well at least he's patriotic...

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Muffinish 0

Honestly, what the hell do you think your mother wants for her birthday? Some snot-nosed kid yelling "Happy birthday!" or "Surprise!" and reminding her she's old, or her husband stripping and doing something special for her? YDI for not giving her privacy

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XkassieX 6

Oh shut up celebrate her being alive I take it people don't do that for you

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fash 0

You should have knocked. Manners don't cost anything.

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Sunako_fml 9

Should have knocked first. Btw, for those who are saying she deserved it, at least give a good reason besides idiotic comments (aka those 2 above me).

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evilbrent 0

don't they have manners where you're from. Knock. Idiot. And... OH NO!!!! You're parents have a SEX LIFE!!! Good Lord! Call the police!! How do you think you came about??

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XkassieX 6

Don't be a dick about things. They can have a sex life its just I don't wanna see it. There are just some things in life I really don't wanna see. It's not me being a bitch or some pussy, it's me not wanting to see my parents Doing the bone dance. Sorry if that is too much to ask for.

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XkassieX 6

Some stuff should be kept in privacy, even though we all know it happens. We don't need to see it happen.

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lmfaoincanada 9

Which is why you knock before going into your parents room dumbass. Or are parents not allowed any privacy at all? Grow up. Most parents have sex. Get over it.

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netbeui435 3

knock next time dipshit. get over yourself.

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Theguybehindyou 0

was your mom awake?

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