An attempt was made

By bubblewrap - 20/10/2015 10:13 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I noticed a guy checking out my ass in the mirror behind the bar where I work. He was cute, so I thought I'd put on a little show. I bent over to reach for something near the floor, which caused me to let rip a series of uncontrollable farts, like popping bubble wrap. He quickly left. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 798
You deserved it 11 967

Same thing different taste

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I hate when I'm checking out a girl and they try to show off. Like really, if I'm checking you out and you notice and are into me, just talk to me

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I probably would have just laughed and made it an awkward conversation starter. We all fart, nothing wrong having a laugh about it.

Letting farts out already? Usually takes me months to do that Infront of a new person. Must be true love ;)

justanotherday7 7

Why didn't you just go talk to him?

Oh, OP! I just died laughing. I'm sorry! though an incredibly awkward situation, the right fit would have just laughed hysterically, and made a humorous comment. everyone does it, it happens. too bad you can't get a picture of his facial expression! at least you got the looks, no worries on the toots, it happens!

You deserve it for trying to show off.

ya_boy_jimmy1996 11

lol that fart blew him away