An attempt was made

By bubblewrap - 20/10/2015 10:13 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I noticed a guy checking out my ass in the mirror behind the bar where I work. He was cute, so I thought I'd put on a little show. I bent over to reach for something near the floor, which caused me to let rip a series of uncontrollable farts, like popping bubble wrap. He quickly left. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 798
You deserved it 11 967

Same thing different taste

Top comments

I hate when I'm checking out a girl and they try to show off. Like really, if I'm checking you out and you notice and are into me, just talk to me

Comments

Where will you be when diarrheal strikes?

Why should his being cute matter if he's looking at your ass? It's still just as creepy, so either get offended regardless, or show off regardless.

LuckBeNimble 19

Any guy that's worth your time would've laughed it off and still talked to you!!!!! At least you'll be able to look back at this and laugh OP!!!! Best of luck, girl!

Oh my god, how did you not feel the urge to fart?

You just popped some love into the air.

This was not what HyunA meant in "Bubble Pop."

You don't need to impress...just be who you are...

csunderlin222 13

More like a series of unfortunate events op XD