Awkward, Parents and Love: And I oop

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By SuperBunny - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend was taking me to dinner to meet his parents. As we pulled into the restaurant valet, I saw a woman in a slutty dress and hooker heels get out of the car ahead of us. I jokingly asked if we had accidentally pulled into a strip club, pointing at the woman. It was his mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 05:32 - United States

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML

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By anonymous - 11/06/2015 14:37 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML

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By highlandgirl10 - 21/07/2010 20:31 - Canada

Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2011 11:17 - Canada

Today, my mother, her fiancé, and I were having dinner together. My mother was joking that she wasn't sure she could hold him down, as he used to "get around." She turned to talk to the waiter and my future step-father looked me up and down and winked. FML

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By pleaseno - 24/07/2009 00:52 - United States

Today, my mother invited me to a nice restaurant to meet her boyfriend whom she's been seriously dating for a month. Imagine my surprise when she led me to a table and my boyfriend's father stood up, shocked, to greet me. Rather than being horrified, she is now planning double dates every week. FML

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Nice try

By bigmouth - 02/08/2009 07:35 - United States

Today, I was working as a host at a pasta diner. The hostess I was working with was very attractive and we were flirting quite a bit. A large woman walked in to be seated, and I leaned over to her and dared her to ask the woman if she wanted two chairs. She leaned back and said, "That's my mom." FML

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By FML - 02/10/2015 21:45 - United States - Oak Lawn

Today, I took my boyfriend to dinner to meet my parents. He agreed to be on his best behavior, but when my mom told us about some shady stuff going on at her job, he replied that it sounded "fishier than Justin Bieber's cunt." We were quickly kicked out. FML

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Thanks guys

By Anonymous - 22/07/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings, and heels. When I walked out the door, my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriend's house I told him what my dad had said and he replied, "I'd have to agree with him." FML

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What are the odds?

By pchis4ever - 20/11/2009 18:30 - United States

Today, I was eating at KFC when my roommate unexpectedly showed up. He asked me who I was there with, and I told him I was on a sexy date with his mom. Just then a woman 5 feet away turned around and gave me a disgusted look. Guess whose mom was in town visiting for the weekend? FML

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Monday 20 April 2009 16:39

mothers shouldn't dress af if they're 17 all oveer agian. FY bf's L

Tucatz 0

Monday 20 April 2009 16:46

Let me guess- you were wearing a corduroy jumper with a floral print turtleneck, a headband, a small gold cross on a thin chain worn outside of the turtleneck and thick-soled slip-on shoes, right? The classic I-hate-sex look? Were you also carrying your bible so you could lead the prayers before the meal? Sounds like his mom just likes to dress up a bit. Judge not.

Comments

Julle_fml 0

Monday 20 April 2009 17:03

Aw, maybe she was self-conscious and nervous about meeting her son's new girlfriend and wanted to look really good? If she feels like, she's lost her youth and doesn't get as much male attention as she used to, then dressing like that might make her feel better about herself :)

llSgtScopell 0

Monday 20 April 2009 17:05

Sounds like you boy friends mom can show you a thing or two

Bobby64 29

Sunday 24 July 2011 19:41

Especially since the OP wants to be a "SuperBunny," judging by her screen name. I think I know what kind of bunny.

elle17_fml 0

Monday 20 April 2009 17:17

And yet number 7 you judged the OP and made an exaggerated assumption of how she dressed.

TokioCore 17

Friday 5 February 2016 15:59

"You judged that woman, how dare you! Now Im gonna judge you to show you how judging is bad!"

RenRen_fml 0

Monday 20 April 2009 17:18

I could already see that coming. :D Sorry you had to go through that.

ammali 0

Monday 20 April 2009 17:21

He's probably used to it, if she always dresses that way. A guy's friends will rib him endlessly about that sort of thing, and make far worse comments than yours.