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By birgz - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, my roommates sent a relationship request to my one night stand with my Facebook account. She accepted, and sent me a long message confessing her love for me. I can't remember her. FML
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s0m3guy2010 21

If you don't remember her, then maybe you can have another one night stand. It'll be like seeing her for the first time. Just ignore all of the proposals for marriage and you'll be fine.

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zander4310 5

and this is why you don't do drugs kids

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lightinthedusk 4

Silly girl. You don't ever hit up a one night stand. Bad. Baaad idea.

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dmadsen33 9

Say that your girlfriend is in the army. Works every time...

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Myusernameforme 0

Don't use women just for sex. People can be vulnerable, don't take advantage of that. Think of what that makes you.

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beansprouts 6

Wouldn't her name be in the message on Facebook?

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MellyLuck1484 7

... if she's hot, just go out with her for a while. See if you like. If she's not pretty enough for you, go on one date where you can talk a lot, see if there are redeeming qualities, and if not, just say the chemistry seems to not match what you remembered. Start fake crying and tell her that you wanted it to work with the girl from "that night" but you don't know where she went. Leave fast and don't talk to her again.

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mkcherry 14

Maybe that message creeped her out, it would creep me out if a one night stand confessed love to me, on Facebook especially. Id tell her the truth, if she's sane at all she'll be relieved that you aren't some kind of stalker.

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