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By birgz - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, my roommates sent a relationship request to my one night stand with my Facebook account. She accepted, and sent me a long message confessing her love for me. I can't remember her. FML
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s0m3guy2010 21

If you don't remember her, then maybe you can have another one night stand. It'll be like seeing her for the first time. Just ignore all of the proposals for marriage and you'll be fine.

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someblackguy 3

girl on girl.... awesome

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GypsyRover 0

Meet here again for the first time. Apparently you did something right the first time! Good on you!

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32enos 0

Dude your a BEAST!! haha

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blick457 4

Her name would be on the message she sent you

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Darklozer23 0

Why is she on your Facebook to begin with? hit it and quit it don't hit it and add it on fb

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rberry88 4

Just mark the relationship status on Facebook as "it's complicated" and see how she responds.

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bballforward33 10

Has anyone else realized that Facebook like runs ur life? U got in trouble on Facebook. It's not a real thing u can touch or hold and u must follow it? I don't get it so I don't have one

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6H02T 12

Just roll with it and if its not good just leave her.

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leadman1989 15

Op you better like my status cause yous a pimp!

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