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By birgz - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, my roommates sent a relationship request to my one night stand with my Facebook account. She accepted, and sent me a long message confessing her love for me. I can't remember her. FML
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s0m3guy2010 21

If you don't remember her, then maybe you can have another one night stand. It'll be like seeing her for the first time. Just ignore all of the proposals for marriage and you'll be fine.

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Tahsis 4

How is this bad? You get to nail her a few more times if you are a good liar.

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Ikickmidgets 11

It's ok, she'll be waiting for you in your closet, with a rag, chloroform, and a giant ***** if you turn her down. You're ******. That's why you don't take one night home stands to your place, tard.

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kickassblackbelt 0

Wow way to be..

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bubo_fml 10

Q: How do you know a lesbian is on a 2nd date? A: When they rent a U-Haul together!

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Savra_fml 17

A: When your friends send the date a relatiomship request on facebook?

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simplylost643 0

90, That's a good one. Gonna have to remember that.

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snggie 6

Obviously u remember her, if u remember the one night stand with her........

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jobsman99 0

Maybe when you see her breasts and ****** you will remember her. Then you can work on the facial part.

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castelgaurd 4

lol i agree, just go with it XD im sure you'll remember eventually...and think, you can bring this up waaaaay later in the future either as a joke between friends or if she becomes an ex-wife

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