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By birgz - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, my roommates sent a relationship request to my one night stand with my Facebook account. She accepted, and sent me a long message confessing her love for me. I can't remember her. FML
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s0m3guy2010 21

If you don't remember her, then maybe you can have another one night stand. It'll be like seeing her for the first time. Just ignore all of the proposals for marriage and you'll be fine.

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Istalkrexgar2000_fml 0

Then you should probably stop being a drunk man *****.

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ddoug293 3

Can't u just look at her name on Facebook?

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dansco 24

If you don't remember her, how did your roommates find her on fb? Or did they know her themselves?!

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jefffluffingham 5

well, maybe the roommates had a conversation with the OP's one night stand while she was sleeping.

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lilsurfergrlsp 3

No one seems to notice the OP's a woman. Still, she shouldn't have had a drunken one night stand though.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

You deserve it for having a drunken one-night stand. Just because you're drunk doesn't mean that someone else is in control of your body.

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ojizle7 1

do you remember the herps? o.o

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p33lzhear 6

if your going to sleep around than you deserve everything that comes with it. ;)

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