Injury, Violence and Kids: Angry little kid - FML

Angry little kid

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was helping first-graders do school work when one of them stabbed me in the face with a pencil, all because I told her that a three was backwards. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 956

You deserved it 3 553

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Top comments

jaismiles123987 1

Thursday 1 December 2011 8:40

and people wonder why child abuse exists...

ninjuh_wingman 29

Thursday 1 December 2011 8:37

Arent kids just the best?

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Hypershadow21 0

Friday 2 December 2011 1:54

Teacher, "That three is backwards." Deranged little girl, "You ******* **** don't tell me how to write my THREES!" *stabs*

Okayitwasme 0

Friday 2 December 2011 2:36

Wow! I would hope you sent her sharp objects home with her. Then explain to the parents that she is no longer allowed to work with anyone if she has anything that can maim!

SammiJS121 0

Friday 2 December 2011 2:44

you gotta love kids reactions to things, don't you.? -_____-

Donniehw 5

Friday 2 December 2011 4:38

I bet they are a Blood huh? Shankin everybody in this mug...

FMLFAILZFTW 0

Friday 2 December 2011 4:41

That's When You Grab The Phone And Threaten To Take Away All The Skittles In The World. ;)

gd13343 0

Friday 2 December 2011 4:54

Lol temperamental lil kids

MattZAX 8

Friday 2 December 2011 5:27

She's a future bitch

the_gabe254 0

Friday 2 December 2011 5:52

Holy crap! Well, did you spank her? Little insolent, spoiled, I'll raised brat!!!

scrework 6

Friday 2 December 2011 6:42

Some kids love math, some love gym and others just caaaan't wait for juvi.

SILVERSTAR_6 17

Friday 2 December 2011 6:47

Damn kids these days...

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