Love, Weird and Awkward: Another brick in the wall

Another brick in the wall

By Anonymous - 14/11/2021 10:59 - United States - Vancouver

Today, I ran into one of my exes, and she seemed straight up shocked to see me. She said, "OH MY GOD! You're alive?" like I was a suicide risk or something. Nope, turns out her last 3 boyfriends before me were so unstable that when she cheated on them, they killed themselves shortly after. FML

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By blackrose - 08/08/2021 02:01

Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML

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The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated

By Ghost - 14/12/2009 21:21 - United States

Today, I was at my 10-year high school reunion. I saw the girl I used to have a BIG crush on, so I decided to go over and say hi. She screamed when she saw me. Then she started hitting me, looking panicked. I calmed her down and asked why she hit me. She says, "Everyone thought you were dead"' FML

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Date night

By Anonymous - 30/04/2011 05:21 - United States

Today, I went out on a date with an ex-boyfriend who I hadn't seen since college. He took me to a bar, where he was oddly quiet, but drank heavily. When the bartender asked us if we were ok, he replied, "This is my ex-girlfriend. Can you believe she used to be skinny?" FML

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It's a small world after all

By Deadman - 25/02/2022 01:59

Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend at the mall. The one who I faked my death to back in Texas so I wouldn’t have to tell her I was leaving for someone else. She moved to Florida too. What a small world. FML

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By feelinblue - 23/06/2009 11:31 - Australia

Today, I ran into an old student of mine at the grocery store. She didn't recognize me at first so I introduced myself as her old teacher. She looked taken aback for a moment, and then said, "Oh my God... you're still alive?" FML

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By Wolverine Morningstar - 02/01/2023 18:00

Today, I saw my ex-girlfriend for the first time in two years with the guy she told me "not to worry about" and they were celebrating their 3-year anniversary together. FML

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By Ari - 16/06/2011 04:19 - United States

Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML

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By Confusedfiance - 16/10/2018 05:00

Today, my ex messaged me out of the blue saying she found my fiancé's tinder profile. I told her there was no way it was true. It actually was. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2014 18:09 - United States - Lakeland

Today, I found out that my three closest online friends are the same person: my obsessive ex. I met all three before he and I even started dating. FML

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By Darkheaven - 17/11/2008 11:27 - France

Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML

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randybryant799 20

Sunday 14 November 2021 20:42

She had 3 boyfriends in a row commit suicide?

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 14 November 2021 20:04

Seems like she has a type. How did you manage to keep it together after she cheated on you? Her "kill-myself"-dar must have been wrong about you.

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 14 November 2021 20:04

Seems like she has a type. How did you manage to keep it together after she cheated on you? Her "kill-myself"-dar must have been wrong about you.

Plop 17

Sunday 14 November 2021 22:30

Well, it seems like he was the first one. She must have still been training by that point. In any event, sounds like OP dodged a self-inflicted bullet.

randybryant799 20

Sunday 14 November 2021 20:42

She had 3 boyfriends in a row commit suicide?

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 14 November 2021 20:47

I'm thinking she murdered at least two of them. Maybe all three.

Charlie Given 26

Monday 15 November 2021 1:28

That shows a pattern of behavior on her part, not to mention is incredibly suspicious.

Jonkbaby 22

Monday 15 November 2021 7:46

Geez, glad you're not involved with such a sociopath anymore

Taker 4

Monday 15 November 2021 8:18

Ah she's like my ex. Some people are just good at destroying others. It's not that she's so perfect that people would kill themselves over her. It's just the way they act in a relationship. Make you feel like you are set for life with them and then treat you like utter shit. it messes with your mind. They enter your life, get as close as humanly possible and then boom they are gone. This should be punishable by law.