Weird and Love: Another one? - FML

Another one?

By Anonymous - 27/04/2012 15:24 - United States

Today, I found out the guy I've been crushing on for many years thinks he's a werewolf. FML

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By WHAT A NICE GUY YOU ARE, SIR SHITSPAWN!!!1! - 09/08/2013 22:13 - United States

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Today, I met a really nice guy. He was funny, handsome, and we were both into each other. He told me his name, and when I replied with mine, it came out sounding like "I'm a bear." FML

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Today, I got a text from the guy I've been in love with for 3 years, saying, "So um, I've been wondering. Did you used to be a man?" FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2021 05:01 - United States - San Diego

Today, I found out the guy I had a huge crush on back in college, and still think of every day, actually did like me back. Except I’ve been married for nearly 8 years to someone else. FML

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By shastadoe - 06/08/2012 06:37 - United States - Los Banos

Today, my boyfriend told me he was a vampire. I burst out in laughter and said he was ridiculous. He looked at me in disgust and said he couldn't be with someone who didn't trust and believe in him. I'm now single. FML

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By Anonymoys - 22/02/2021 17:01

Today, I realized that the guy that I've liked for the past 7 months is actually a girl. I've told all my friends about how much I like him, but no one bothered to tell me that he's actually a girl. FML

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By datgirl92 - 24/05/2013 14:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of four months. FML

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Top comments

TheMathMajor 26

Friday 27 April 2012 18:53

Tell him you're a vampire.

person961 9

Friday 27 April 2012 18:53

Get into character, be his werewoman!

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emoteddylion 5

Friday 27 April 2012 19:07

Well that's gotta be some good doggy style XD

loserman67 35

Friday 27 April 2012 19:08

Because Twilight is all about love and romance, (with some biting and howling mixed in) and you my sweet Noor are a hopeless romantic!

NeDaroft 5

Friday 27 April 2012 19:14

Howwww'l you deal with that ?

elerbears 9

Friday 27 April 2012 19:14

Hey Jacob is pretty hot! go for it!

plaguer 26

Friday 27 April 2012 20:09

You're only 15, so we can let this comment slide for now.

missalkali 8

Friday 27 April 2012 23:34

no we can't. she's 15, she should have enough of a mind not to watch a dumb-ass movie like twilight just because everyone else is. also, what is your picture of? cuz it kinda looks like a bit of a vampire...

plaguer 26

Friday 27 April 2012 23:56

Well I shall let it slide, because everyone has a creepy crush on a celebrity they think is so attractive. No? Just me, maybe? I've no idea, I though she was just a girl. I found it on the site of an artist I like, with no title. AVintageSky is the site, if you're interested.

molliepop19 5

Saturday 28 April 2012 0:42

I went to see breaking dawn. I laughed the whole time. I've never received so many dirty looks.

saaraali 0

Friday 27 April 2012 19:24

Lmfao. Omg thats so funny!!! I agree aboit being his werewolf woman

lnbe_fml 0

Friday 27 April 2012 19:25

Better to find out now than when you potentially get into a relationship with them..

ClosetTroll 10

Friday 27 April 2012 19:26

Does he look like an alpaca?

ebonyirony 29

Friday 27 April 2012 19:32

Hairy situation?

stevenJB 25

Friday 27 April 2012 19:33

Eh...I despise twilight.

life_lol 0

Friday 27 April 2012 19:33

Team Jacob or who the **** ever that one is.

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