Another Tinder Swindler

By stormblade27 - 28/01/2019 02:00

Today, my friend told me to try dating apps, saying, “What's the worst that could happen?” I just finished paying some girl $100 to not send a dick pic to all my Facebook friends. FML
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NostalgiaFreak9 41

So you meet a girl on a dating app, and the first thing you do is send her a dick pic? I just have to ask, are you that out of touch with social situations?

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SammyJay95 21

Wait did you actually send a picture Of your dick? Because if so, you deserved it. Whether she asked for it or not. That’s just dumb. Or is she trying to blackmail you into paying her off by saying she’s going to send a random dick pic to your family claiming it’s yours? Maybe don’t use your real name on dating apps? Or just let her send the pic. I’m sure she can get in trouble with that.

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silentbabydeer 10

I have to ask......did she ask you for dick pic then blackmailed you into giving her $100? If so, you deserve it you should never ever send anything personal pic to anyone else ever.

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Stephanie Claire 12

As long as your face isn’t in it who even cares?

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Sinshine 28

So you'd be fine sending out pictures of your boobs and the recipient showing them around as long as your face isn't in them?

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onceuponatime456 16

If you don't want your dick all over FB then stop sending a ******* picture of it to someone you have never met! How ******* stupid are you, anyways?

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ekhoti69 6

Maybe try being a grown adult and NOT sending dick pics, unless it was actually your face, then consider circus life instead possibly.

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PhoenixChick 26

Truth is your friend tricked you into using an app that is going to train you to act like a properly socialized human and not an ape

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Laurea Lindroos 8

Ok, so we don’t know if it was an unsolicited dick pic, however, chances are it probably was. I know so many girls who have recieved dick picks they never asked for, and where I’m from that is considered sexual harrassment and is punishable by law. I’d say you deserved it.

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