Tinder, Dating and Blackmail: Another Tinder Swindler

Another Tinder Swindler

By stormblade27 - 28/01/2019 02:00

Today, my friend told me to try dating apps, saying, “What's the worst that could happen?” I just finished paying some girl $100 to not send a dick pic to all my Facebook friends. FML

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Same thing different taste

Nice try

By Anonymous - 11/06/2022 22:00

Today, I was texted out of the blue by a girl I treated to dinner last year. Since then, we'd chatted and met in passing a few times, but she'd turned down or cancelled all my other date invitations. Sadly, she wasn't trying to meet up. She wanted $500 to benefit a male friend, who was down on his luck. FML

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By Alejandroc - 20/01/2012 01:46 - Honduras

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me with a message that I had to pay $1 to see. FML

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Leech

By Anonymous - 10/01/2023 05:00 - United States

Today, I realized my habit of asking people for money came to an all time high when I asked a girl to Cash App me $5 through Instagram. She literally sent me A PENNY, said, “Quit fucking asking me for money fam” and then blocked me. FML

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Nice guy

By sucksatlove - 25/07/2013 23:20 - United States - Sewell

Today, I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, and he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to, "Desperate bitches really piss me off." FML

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By steven - 24/06/2009 15:33 - Canada

Today, my friend said he'd give me 20 bucks if I would ask out the ugliest girl in school. I did it. She rejected me. FML

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By Porter_Robinson - 30/04/2013 08:50 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I sent a girl a friendly conversation starter on Facebook. She replied, "I know what you guys are like. Oh, and that invitation to a date in about 5 messages time? Not a chance." FML

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Tinder surprise

By Anonymous - 08/02/2021 21:30

Today, I was hitting it off pretty well with a girl I met through a dating app. However, she's never going to speak to me again because I also happened to "match" with her friend. How was I supposed to know they knew each other? FML

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Old friends

By Single5EvaA - 04/03/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, after being played like Playstation 5 by so many girls, I decided to give a chance to the girl who used to be my best friend and who I turned down. I went on Facebook to hit her up. First thing I see on my feed is her engagement photos. FML

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Bad start

By Shamu - 20/04/2022 00:00

Today, after 4 years of being single, I decided to go back to the dating scene. I downloaded Tinder. My matches run for the hills as soon as I show them a full body pic of myself. One guy even told me to delete the app from my phone, because if “guys wanted to go whaling, they’d go out to sea.” FML

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First dates suck

By Anonymous - 03/09/2019 16:00

Today, I went on two dates from a dating app. The first one said halfway through that we couldn't date because it would break his contract. The second one catfished me. This is why I have multiple dates in one day. They never end well. FML

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Ghostrui 30

Monday 31 December 2018 3:21

Don't send dick pics to strangers.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Monday 28 January 2019 2:17

So you meet a girl on a dating app, and the first thing you do is send her a dick pic? I just have to ask, are you that out of touch with social situations?

Comments

charliewhippet 9

Monday 28 January 2019 22:55

Remember, dick pics should only ever be a reminder, not an introduction.

tapdancecolumbia 14

Monday 28 January 2019 23:55

I'm curious, it says "a dick pic", not "my dick pic". So, could she be holding onto a random dick pic she snagged somewhere to use for this situation? Seems unlikely but the wording is curious. If that's not the case and I'm being too generous, hey, don't send nudes. Derp.

Paul ven 7

Tuesday 29 January 2019 8:35

What was u thinking

Amanda Jaworski 23

Tuesday 29 January 2019 13:37

Dang! I gotta join tinder or something! Dollar dollar bills y’all!

jsikes 8

Wednesday 30 January 2019 23:04

Why does everyone assume he sent an unsolicited pic? How do you know she wasn’t asking him to, with the intent of holding it against him for money once he did send it?

auganator 4

Thursday 31 January 2019 1:53

rookie, ive had multiple chicks try to pull this on me (they asked for the dick pics). literally all you have to do is screenshot the message then have the cops give her a call to explain what extortion charges are.