Another Tinder Swindler

By stormblade27 - 28/01/2019 02:00

Today, my friend told me to try dating apps, saying, “What's the worst that could happen?” I just finished paying some girl $100 to not send a dick pic to all my Facebook friends. FML
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NostalgiaFreak9 41

So you meet a girl on a dating app, and the first thing you do is send her a dick pic? I just have to ask, are you that out of touch with social situations?

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silvermoon5033 26

Unless the pic showed your face, couldn't you just say it isn't you?

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GamerChickxoxo 16

omg you got played, just go to your privacy settings and make it so no one can post on your timeline without review and so no one can see your friends list.

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pscool 11

Just so you know what she’s doing is called extortion and is against the law if you have documentation i.e. email text message app communications and you paid her via Venmo or something you could easily give all that information to the police and she would get arrested. If she lives in a different state they could be interstate commerce and a federal crime

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RichardPencil 30

That's the problem. For him to prove his case, his dick pic will become evidence and could go public. This is why blackmailers succeed -- the victims are not sure to get justice without the threatened reveal happening, one way or the other.

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auganator 4

the dick pic doesnt have to become evidence. ive been this same situation, you just show the police the message and they will give her a call telling her if she doesn't back off then charges will be pressed. it always ends then and there.

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jbuckets_404 38

Since the gal has probably done this before and every gal I've known on dating sites are often sent unsolicited dick pix, she already has plenty to choose from without needing OP's. OP's mistake was either friending her on fb or setting his fb pg's friends list as public. Damn! Now I'm setting my fb friends list to private (only me) before it's too late. Lol

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tounces7 27

So you're one of those idiots, eh?

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bigfabulous278 4

Okay so you definitely deserved it because you were sending dick pics to strangers. I bet it was an unwarranted picture as well... What ever happened to the old fashioned way of seeing each others privates in person....?

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Mungolikecandy 19

Simple solution. No dick pics. Take it as a lesson learned.

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Iamthebanzai22 21

Those nigerians sure are getting sneaky. I had the same situation. If you find out the girl is WAY too easy and too eager to sext plus 'she' can't spell, it is probably a nigerian blackmail gang. I just told her to go ahead and post it (and while I was holding 'her' on the line I suspended my facebook account). Nothing ever happened and I reactivated my fb account. Here's a good rule of thumb: NEVER, EVER show your face on nude pics to strangers or even to trusted friends. Why? Because trusted friends' phones can also get stolen. Anyway, everyone has nude selfies these days, just call 'her' bluff. Your friends will rag you for a bit and then forget it.

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mayaklast 12

Trying a dating apps and being a complete moron is not the same thing. Don't send dick pics. To anyone. Ever.

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demix_fml 32

What she’s doing is illegal, but why on earth would you send a dick pic anyway ? 🤷‍♀️ if you sent it unsolicited ydi. If she asked for it and you don’t know her, then your an idiot.

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