Anticlimax

By feminista - 28/07/2012 20:38 - Guatemala - Guatemala City

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Today, I finally lost my virginity, all while in the passionate throes of an asthma attack. FML
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gage27 5

The first time is always breath taking(;

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chellyX92 8

That's a shame he didn't even notice that you couldn't breath. I guess he was really in the moment. :-/

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chellyX92 8

Curse you learning disabilities, you've made a fool of me for the last time, oh wait...

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TBelle4Ever 15

He maybe thought that you were having an ******

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perdix 29

As long as you lived to tell about it, it sounds like a win-win all around. You didn't have to make an effort to fake it and he thinks he's awesome. If it gets to be a regular thing, you may have to ask your doctor for a ********.

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TriflingAllDay 6

Good job pacman mario.

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unknown_user5566 26

That's dedication! My husband has some pretty bad Asthma attacks, and he becomes pretty incapacitated, so I can't imagine him having sex through one. Well, welcome to the popped-cherry club, OP. Here's to hoping your next experience takes your breath away in a more positive manner. ;)

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olpally 32

Quagmire has been known to make women do that... :) haha fyl.

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olpally 32

Giggity giggity goo!

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DarthCory 7

One "giggity" was plenty guys...

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p3mguin 7

Giggty giggty goo Alright!

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olpally 32

46- that's an overused comment actually and 52- you just have nothing clever to say, so you just say "no" to get thumbs up.. Please have a complete thought next time.

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TriflingAllDay 6

Assumption. Prick. Complete thought. No

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DarthCory 7

Auto-erotic asphyxiation. If you're gonna joke about the "ultimate O", at least differentiate from plain old choking. Cause trust me, theres QUITE a difference... ...Not that I would know.

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KiddNYC1O 20

It raises arousal =].

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pexy_fml 16

Now you are sure that it was special

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TriflingAllDay 6

Near death experiences are never very special, even when combined with first-time sex.

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pexy_fml 16

Special: Surpassing what is common or usual I can't see the purpose of your reply and the IDIOTS who thumbed it up

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

He's going to tell everybody he took your breath away. Or you could tell everyone you had breathtaking sex.

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