Anticlimax

By feminista - 28/07/2012 20:38 - Guatemala - Guatemala City

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Today, I finally lost my virginity, all while in the passionate throes of an asthma attack. FML
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gage27 5

The first time is always breath taking(;

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hateevryone 14

You have an inhaler, use it.

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charla6609 2

Awe so sorry… hey at least u made it through the ordeal lol

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dolceandkabana 1

Was that good???

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worldclassrager 39

definitely took your breath away...pun intended...

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MeesterMatt 3

Ive always wondered what it felt like from the girls point of view no **** just wondering

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TallMist 32

Usually when people say "No ****", I assume they are indeed gay, because it's not really needed to say "No ****." I mean, isn't a given that, at one point or another, you'd wonder what it's like to be the opposite sex during sex?

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cetlawizard 15

Did anyone else besides me notice that she didn't actually say she was having sex with anyone...maybe one of those girls who think they lost it just because their hymen tore/broke without actual intercourse (as some uneducated about how virginity is really lost might think) & also, how can one be "in passionate throes of an asthma attack"..there's nothing passionate about it. Too little info to know what really happened.

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J15237 25

Hey your chest may have been on fire and it was hard to breath, but parts of you were hopefully feeling great.

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