Anticlimax

By Deidle-dee - 26/10/2010 16:37 - United States

Spicy
Today, I had a date with a guy I've had a crush on for 6 years. Things got heated when we got back to his place, but he had trouble getting the condom on. As soon he got it on, he came. I told him it was ok, I'd help him get hard again. He said, "No thanks. I'm good." FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 996
You deserved it 4 703

Same thing different taste

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Ya. He could be quite sensitive after. AND he sounds VERY inexperienced... So he could have been embarrassed... I think you dodged a bullet... also, a word of advice. Do not give it up so easy, especially if you like the guy, Nothing good can come of it.

mintcar 9

I guess he just wasn't feeling it.

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thats priceless. ydi for being too hot to touch. BAM

That sucks, but I wouldn't give up yet. First times can be disastrous.

Did he help you after at all? Because if he wasn't willing to see to your needs at all, then you might want to reconsider. If however he was just embarrassed about that or didn't want anymore attention on himself for whatever reason (sensitivity issues/'resting' time might also come into play here), then don't give up so easily. First times very rarely go perfectly, especially very first times.

Don't worry cinn...one day you will have a first time as well. Maybe not right now, but a few surgeries might do you some good

Oh STFU, Hitler. The brain's the most powerful sex organ there is. The people worth boffing know that, so I'll bet Cinn does quite well for herself in that area. Nobody gives a hoot whether you find her attractive or not, since you wouldn't have a shot even if you did. Not that you'd know what to do with a shot, anyway-- you're probably as impotent and as hopeless with women your namesake was.

Cinn's a friggin jedi dude. You'll have to try harder than that

ifailplzinsultme 0

32, I know ur 15, just finished jacking off and alittle upset about the fact that the girl in math club turned you down. But don't but take it out on Cinn!

so she isn't that pretty. big deal, theres no reason to randomly insult someone who's done nothing to you or anyone else. so in short ur a douche.

67, although i appreciate you calling out the other dude's doucheyness, you are also being incredibly rude by saying "so she isn't that pretty." so...

lilkilla13 0

shut up irish **** you just know all these facts cuz you cant get a guy of your own and you have no life other than school... no guy would wanna even think about doing it with you or cinn you are both fat and ugly you just might crush the poor guy that yiu had to oay 100,000 dollars just to see you naked fat ass

74, I'm disappointed. I certainly don't mind being insulted, but insults ought to have at least the possibility of truth, or they're self-defeating. Wanna call a mulligan and give it another try? Tell you what-- we can pretend this first exchange never happened, if you want. I'll even act surprised for you. :]

I almost asked if that was really the best you could do, illkilla, but it's clear that it is. Your comment wasn't funny or even logical so you should probably quit while you're not down by much. You know nothing about either of these ladies' personal lives so kindly stfu and gtfo. I think Cinn and IrishJane are both quite pretty and they have intelligence, humour, and kindness to boot. I know you're lacking in the last three and your lack of a dp shows that even you know you're lacking in the looks department. Seriously, leave.

ifailplzinsultme 0
RedPillSucks 31

Apparently 32 and 74 were about as pointless with their words as OP was with his ejaculant. Don't worry guys, I hear they say a dick in the hand is worth two in the bush. That's about as close as y'all are going to get. You would be extremely lucky to get noticed by girls as pretty as Cinn and TheIrishJD

92: Basically, that I'm a lonely Lardy McChubster. But y'know, not that cleverly. That reminds me. WhereTF is Trollz lately, anyhow?!

Elixa 0

Cinn and Jane are both witty and hott! so gfy anyone that thinks otherwise. I would totally have a threesome with them in a heart beat! ;)

73: honesty is not cruel it's not like she's ugly and I'd be VERY surprised if she couldn't get a guy like that one person said but she's not a model or anything.

Elixa 0

116 that last sentence of your comment, (which I'm not going to repeat), is why your jerk. Your making it worse which is why, people keep on attacking you. Leave it alone, and shut up.

Interweb give me your people who are articulate in real life, give me those who are on this site to have fun not write an essay, give me yours that would speak their minds without fear. And I will turn them into a professional fighting force. Day by day their ranks swell! We must stop the FML brigade! We will fight the Luftgrammars in the sky and their SS Douchebag division on land. Today is the day we bring back the days of old!! We will spare those innocent of the crimes we fight! The Irish Jane Doe RedBlueGreen Cinn and RedPillSucks will be spared the Purge. Unite my Brothers and Sisters of Chat speak, Unite my supporters of free speech and the believers that all are entitled to their own opinion of anybody! We wil fight and we will when!!!

Interweb give me your people who are articulate in real life, give me those who are on this site to have fun not write an essay, give me yours that would speak their minds without fear. And I will turn them into a professional fighting force. Day by day their ranks swell! We must stop the FML brigade! We will fight the Luftgrammars in the sky and their SS Douchebag division on land. Today is the day we bring back the days of old!! We will spare those innocent of the crimes we fight! The Irish Jane Doe RedBlueGreen Cinn and RedPillSucks will be spared the Purge. Unite my Brothers and Sisters of Chat speak, Unite my supporters of free speech and the believers that all are entitled to their own opinion of anybody! We wil fight and we will when!!!

Elixa 0

hey how come I wasn't spared? :(

Rei_Ayanami 18

DerFurher... Seriously? Cinn is a very lovely lady and as she said "The brain is the greatest sex organ" I don't know about you, but I would prefer an inteligent mate that may not be a stunner over a very attractive yet moronic mate, it's just how it is in the world.

Whoa I missed a lot whilst sleeping... DerFuhrer & lilkilla - When will you people learn? Are you really that much of a prick in real life? Or do you just think it's fun/cool to insult people you have never met for no reason at all? DerFuher - It's none of your business whether I've 'had a first time' or not. And if all a guy wanted was to have me for my looks, then believe me he'd never have a shot. Lilkilla - Did you really think that insulting Irish was necessary? I'm going to call jealousy, it's a simple explanation that seems to work. She's nice, pretty and intelligent, so I don't see your problem. Thanks to the rest of you guys. :)

Well if you were to read my bio, you would notice that I am 19. Yes I am superficial, I have to admit. I indeed was looking for a cheap thrill in fml. I was bored in philosophy class see. I hereby apologize to cinn for my uncalled for comment. As for irishjanedoe, if you were to learn German, Der Führer translates into "the leader". Sure it has racist connotations, but there was no need to call me hitler. By the way I have a gf, so I had a so called "shot" a multitude of times.

DerFuhrer - You have to remember a lot of people will always associate your name with Hitler, even if they know what it means in German. Not to mention your previous attitude didn't exactly do a lot in your favour. Apology accepted. :) But how do you get bored in Philosophy class? Wouldn't you have fun trying to screw with the teacher in perfectly legitimate philosophical ways? (I mean that as a genuine question with no sarcasm)

DerFuhrer: I don't need to learn German to know what your name means; I was well aware that it's a general title before I wrote my reply. I was making exaggerated conclusions about who you are, based on the way you've chosen to represent yourself here. Which, by the way, is exactly what you did to Cinn, so you have little room to complain. That was pretty much my point. I don't really care how old you are; picking on strangers unprovoked is something most of us grow out of well before 19.

That is a good point, Chaos. Hm, I still think it would've at least been polite to give her a little help, because he got off without a lot of trouble to himself (I'm not counting struggling to get a condom on as 'trouble') and she did offer to help him get back into the swing of things.

That is true, Chaos. I never said she should force the issue. :P

tylyr 0

I would definitely do both cinn and irish! I'm a stud haha

FYL well that went by quick for ya ;) he just wasn't feelin it for ya

guys two of you would be going to federal prison if that did come true...seeing as how I am smart and check profiles of wom.... I mean people and see there ages

well I'm actually 15 so I'm a little less creepy when i say I'd hit it

k177 0

15=20 and id gladly take that risk XD

scooter69 0