Anticlimax

By Deidle-dee - 26/10/2010 16:37 - United States

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Today, I had a date with a guy I've had a crush on for 6 years. Things got heated when we got back to his place, but he had trouble getting the condom on. As soon he got it on, he came. I told him it was ok, I'd help him get hard again. He said, "No thanks. I'm good." FML
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ScrabbleBabe2010 0

Ya. He could be quite sensitive after. AND he sounds VERY inexperienced... So he could have been embarrassed... I think you dodged a bullet... also, a word of advice. Do not give it up so easy, especially if you like the guy, Nothing good can come of it.

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mintcar 9

I guess he just wasn't feeling it.

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pickleman14 0

wowwwww thats one shameful dude...

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goodlike_fml 0

i laugh i for what 32 said im sorry but it s physicaly true but im sure your a really nice person :)

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goodlike_fml 0

wrong conversation dumbasss

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goodlike_fml 0

nice is the condom ok?

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pureecstasy 5

Maybe he sobered up? :)

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Snookums 0

this isn't an fml, the guy sucks in bed And you should be glad of knowing that now furthermore don't be an idiot and sleep with him on a first date..

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RedPillSucks 31

People can improve on this. Being bad in bed doesn't have to last forever. If she's had a crush on him for 6 years, she can take this as an opportunity to teach him stuff. Stuff that will blow his socks off.

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mbouf 0

you gave it up that quick!! Jeeze

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secundasaol 6

that's a pretty embarrassing thing to happen for a guy. I'm sure it had nothing to do with you and he was just embarrassed so wasn't feeling it anymore.

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KittehSayzRAWR 0

My thoughts EXACTLY.

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MrVain21 0

I think he was more turned on by the condom than his was you....u didn't deserve that after waiting that long but don't give up on him If u truly fancy him than you will pursue him. God Bless and good luck!

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