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By whyme - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my mother screamed and swore at me because I said I was looking to move out soon. Apparently, the idea of me moving out at 27 and her getting a job to pay her own way is devastating. FML
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Top comments

rachel_potter 13

Even more reason to move out, make her lazy ass pay her own way.

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76transam 0

Damn at 27 my mom would say "Dont let the door hit u in the ass on the way out!"

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mattisons19 7

Turn to her and say "I'm A Peacock.!! You Got To Let Me Fly.!!"

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ThecomingofTan 9

You should tell her that you would love to stay with her, but she wouldn't let you have your friends over past 10PM, and by friends I mean prostitutes. That and she should most likely get a job to support herself and not rely on other people.

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kreepers 6

You're supposed to support your mom you ingrate.

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ThecomingofTan 9

Is that you dad? Put the bottle down, you don't need that, we need each other.

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Xalandra 17

Um, no. Just no. OPs mom is a grown woman! She should be supporting herself! If OPs mom were elderly or disabled and not able to care for herself that would be one thing, but I get the feeling that is not the case. OPs mom just wants to sit at home all day long eating bonbons while her adult child goes and works to support her laziness. OP does not owe her mother anything! the mom just needs to get off her lazy ass and get a job like the rest of us and learn to live within her means!

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pagullarka 9

Well she raised him to this age paid for everything that he had or has I don't think it would hurt him if he supports her for a while

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Miouya 0

What made you wait so long to get out of your mothers house?

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

To everyone saying OP should have moved out at 18, a lot of people are still living with their parents this day and age because it's nearly impossible to make ends meet on your own. It's hard finding a job to begin with, and then you have to pay rent, utilities, food, etc. It's hard and not many young people are out on their own yet. It's the economy, not the OP. Kudos to you OP for finally being able to move out. FYL for having a mooch for a mother.

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Benchyface 11

Don't you have any welfare or help at all for students that live on their own/unemployed people? Oo I moved out when I was 16 and I haven't had a job since I'm a full time student. All of my income is through a scholarship that every student living alone recive and child support that my mum used to get, but that I recive because I'm not 18 yet. I pay for every thing, put some for savings and I still have money extra every month. :< I truly feel sorry for people that need to live with their parents when they are above 16-18 years of age.

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hellonyancat 6

I'm not sure living on benefits is a better route to be honest. It can be difficult to get out of that dependency too.

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Obeyy19 4

This instantly made me think of that movie I saw on LMN where her mother went psycho because her daughter, 20 something years old, wanted to move out and be with a guy she was seeing.. Haha!

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R3TROxLOV3 32

Your mother really needs to grow up. I'd *kind of* understand if she was reluctant to let you go because you're her baby girl/boy, but the fact that she wants you to stay because she's unwilling to grow up and learn to support herself is ridiculous.

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SoultheWolf 19

I know another woman that is like this. She forces her teen kids to do all the housework, cooking, ect. and when she tried to steal the entire pay check of her eldest and she refused to, she raged and insulted her nonstop.

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