Apron springs

By whyme - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my mother screamed and swore at me because I said I was looking to move out soon. Apparently, the idea of me moving out at 27 and her getting a job to pay her own way is devastating. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 089
You deserved it 3 044
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Top comments

rachel_potter 13

Even more reason to move out, make her lazy ass pay her own way.

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76transam 0

Damn at 27 my mom would say "Dont let the door hit u in the ass on the way out!"

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kimgr 9

She's done parenting wrong

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misssasy11 0

Aww that just shows your mother loves you too much to let you go. She just doesn't know how to tell or show you it. She also doesn't know how to cope with it, she wants you to be her little girl forever.

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bankrupt 15

No, it just goes to show that the OP's mother loves getting money from the OP and not working.

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FajitaFreak 3

Something seems reversed here...

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kellynicole1000 0

Thts how my cousins mom is ur braver than him cuz he's 22 trying to leave :)

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nofearjenshere 12

MySpace called, they want their duck face back.

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kellynicole1000 0

What ever bitch you don't know me back the **** off.. K thanx :)

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jaredofmo 22

Tell her to find a sugar daddy.

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sqeakyclean 7

Your mom sucks.

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neverdrinkSODA 12

your mommas got some growing up to do.. fast

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bankrupt 15

My mother is a lazy bitch. One can be a mother and a lazy bitch at the same time; they are not mutually exclusive.

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HannahWho 8

Op seems to care a lot about her mother being called lazy. I mean, someone who loves and adored there mother would never post an FML about it... oh wait?

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