Kids, Relatable and Love: Are you a wizard?

Are you a wizard?

By Anonymous - 24/05/2016 10:30 - Ukraine

Today, I took my 9-year-old sister to an ice cream shop. There we met a boy about her age, who started a conversation with her, told her she was pretty and they ended up exchanging numbers. I'm 24 and so far I've never succeeded at getting a girl's number like this. FML

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By CaptMacLeod - 26/01/2016 09:18 - United States - Lancaster

Today, after weeks of eating in the same restaurant, I finally worked up the nerve to ask the super-cute cashier for her phone number. "Aw, how cute. Do you have an older brother?" FML

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What a cad!

By the2girls - 09/08/2011 16:08 - Canada

Today, I was walking to get ice-cream with my boyfriend. When we were ordering our cone, the girl who was scooping it said to my boyfriend, "Hey I know you! You're the one who slept with my sister-in-law the other night." FML

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Close shave

By Gears - 29/04/2019 16:00

Today, I had dinner at a local fast-food joint. There's an employee there that I usually talk to and flirt with, so I thought maybe it was time to ask for her number. After a small conversation and almost getting to the point, she told me, "I'm 17." I'm 23. FML

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Not you, her

By Emily - 05/04/2021 20:00 - United States - Greenville

Today, I told the guy I liked about my feelings, and he says, "Sorry I don’t like you, but can I get your sister's number?" FML

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Star power

By sam - 30/01/2024 21:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I took a girl I like to a local band’s show. She didn’t want to dance with me, and after the show she got the lead singer’s number and planned to hang out the next day. We’re both 24, this kid just turned 19. She told me she was only into men her age or older. FML

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By 6u174r_d00d - 10/08/2011 21:10 - United States

Today, I saw a cute girl working register at my regular coffee shop and politely asked the her for her number. I was brutally rejected. A few minutes later, a douchebag with a popped collar approached her with a cheesy pickup line and left with not only her number, but a free frappe. FML

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Catfished

By TooGulible - 12/07/2016 20:08 - United States - Madison Heights

Today, I was at work at an ice cream shop when a hot guy came in and started chatting me up. I got him his ice cream and as I handed it to him, he mentioned that I was cute and walked away. Then I realised he hadn't paid for the ice cream, and I didn't even get a date out of it. FML

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Nice, thanks

By rmonk - 06/07/2016 12:17 - United States - Carpentersville

Today, I was hanging out with a friend at an ice cream place, and a guy started chatting with us. As he eventually went to leave, he told me, "That's a nice looking date you got there." Then he turned to my friend. "Wish I could say the same to you." FML

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By hihipanda - 30/08/2009 12:58 - Singapore

Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML

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By f*** - 06/03/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, I was meeting my sister's fiancé. I went to an internet cafe before I went to her house for dinner with them. I was on a computer and there was this really attractive man next to me. I was flirting with him and we exchanged numbers. Turns out, he is my sister's fiancé. FML

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zeffra13 31

Tuesday 24 May 2016 18:26

Home number or cell? I hope a 9 year old doesn't have a cell phone for anything but emergency calls.

Xx_Slayer_xX 22

Tuesday 24 May 2016 18:10

It's just a number.... Heh. Kidding. Actually, that is kind of funny. I'm sure you'll get lucky soon, man.

Comments

Sonotsuave 35

Wednesday 25 May 2016 4:18

Haha TAKE NOTES

Littlethings1 5

Wednesday 25 May 2016 5:35

get yourself out there OP!! And start at that ice cream shop ;)

AshKetchup856 12

Wednesday 25 May 2016 6:18

why does your 9 year old sister have a phone ?

Kris1520 14

Wednesday 25 May 2016 7:27

this is so wrong its not even funny

morningmonster 18

Wednesday 25 May 2016 8:56

kid's got game eh

middlenamefrank 8

Wednesday 25 May 2016 16:58

Have you tried?

danman27 15

Wednesday 25 May 2016 19:17

Take notes on what the kid did I guess

sparkledoge 29

Wednesday 25 May 2016 19:26

She's 9 and already has a cell phone ?? I hope you were talking about home phone numbers. And to anyone who thinks we're in modern days and need to get with our time, a child's brain doesn't care about the century we're in, nor do the damaged caused by that type of waves or premature alzheimer.

oscarrocks 8

Thursday 26 May 2016 4:37

What the? What kind of 9 year old has a phone...

jmtucker 6

Thursday 26 May 2016 4:56

Your 9 YEAR OLD SISTER has a cellphone? Are you ******** me? When I was nine I actually played outside and did productive things. Haha your sister can say goodbye to that