Love and Awkward: Are you my new mommy?

Are you my new mommy?

By Anonymous - 05/02/2010 21:07 - United States

Today, I was anxiously waiting for the guy I had a crush on to pick me up for our first date. He shows up with his son, whom I never knew about, and takes us to Chuck E. Cheese. FML

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By anonymous - 22/01/2016 01:55 - United States - Bellefontaine

Today, I met up with my dad for the first time in 7 years. We planned to go to a nice restaurant but he changed the place we were going to, to Chuck E. Cheese. I'm 18 years old. I waited an hour for him to show up. I then ended up babysitting his daughter the whole time. FML

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By Anonyme - 06/04/2019 02:00

Today, I went on a date for the first time in ages, only to realize that the guy I was seeing chose to take us to a specific restaurant in able to stalk his ex. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I was supposed to be going on my first date with a guy I really liked. He never showed up. I just found out my dad was outside washing the car when my date showed up. He told him he didn't have a daughter and to never show up on his driveway again. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 05:32 - United States

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML

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By anonymous - 24/10/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML

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By fridgemylifee - 13/08/2015 17:39 - United States

Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML

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By kingpig - 02/02/2012 18:00 - Sweden

Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML

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By N…… - 27/11/2012 03:13 - Denmark - Copenhagen

Today, after being single for a while now, I unwillingly went on a blind date with a guy my friend convinced me would be perfect for me. He took me to McDonald's. His father was with him the whole entire time. He's 27. FML

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By manderz? - 03/08/2016 00:18 - United States - Beach Haven

Today, after having an amazing first date with my long time crush, we ended up going out to dinner. We shared a meal, and it was delicious! This would have been the ultimate dream come true... Except for the part about me throwing up in his car on the way back home. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my crush invited me to her house and I ended up meeting her dad. Then she suddenly had to dash off because her boyfriend, whom I had no idea existed, unexpectedly had free time so they were going on a last minute date, which left me awkwardly sat there in the kitchen with her dad. FML

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Saturday 6 February 2010 1:02

is that really a problem? better know now then later

BadPinkKitty07 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 1:08

I really can't think of anything more romantic than soggy pizza and a man in a sweaty mouse costume. the hyper kids and vomit hidden in the strangest places in the play place is just a plus.

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Kockdiesel 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 3:41

so he's a good dad, what's wrong with that? your life was F'ed before your date.

FYLD0UCHE_fml 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 3:43

People use the word "proceed" too much when telling stories. It stopped adding comedic effect a few years ago.

djaeb2001 3

Saturday 6 February 2010 4:12

I was there on a date tonight!

perdix 29

Saturday 6 February 2010 4:35

Oh, Thank God, it's not just me! I used to take my daughter and I thought the pizza was surprisingly good. Not the best, but pretty good and a lot better than some of the full-time pizza chains.

gines9 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 4:56

u are shadey woman. it's good to see a guy caring for his kid these days. that shows character.

maxgray 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 5:04

Maybe he's a father who cares about his son and doesn't want to push him in the background just for a date. The fact that he brought him along for the first date shows that he wants whoever he dates to know that his son is very much part of his life. If you consider that to be a problem and call it a FML than it sounds like you are the one with issues. If he's wise, he'd ditch your selfish behind ASAP.