Weird and Miscellaneous: Are you OK?

Are you OK?

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Israel

Today, my dad made a voodoo doll out of a melon. This seems to happen a lot. FML

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You deserved it 2 833

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ManInTheMachine 19

Wednesday 9 January 2013 16:15

He practicing for when you start dating, if you haven't already. It'll finally explain why your dates are so uncomfortable. And it's better than a weapon threat. Your dad is a genius!

123man 11

Wednesday 9 January 2013 16:17

Maybe he just wants to use it so that you can't elope.

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SweetLuna 10

Friday 11 January 2013 5:00

Things that can not be erased from the mind... >.<

sugoine 12

Saturday 12 January 2013 4:48

That is just talent!

Krimzon 5

Monday 14 January 2013 9:02

Seems to?

Blacktom_fml 6

Wednesday 6 March 2013 18:44

He's quite humorous, this kind of thing fits in some great comedy.

charlotteel 11

Thursday 24 April 2014 16:45

Who was the doll meant to be?

Azellia 15

Sunday 21 September 2014 9:08

That's pretty funny actually

FMLtentimesover 6

Saturday 19 September 2015 6:00

I guess you only have to worry if the voodoo doll he was making looks a considerable bit like you.

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Today, I was in an elevator with my girlfriend when it suddenly stopped. Thinking of being spontaneous like in all the movies, I propped her up on the railings and started getting passionate. That's when the emergency phone rang. And I discovered there was a security camera. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 327

You deserved it 41 012

Today, my thieving, layabout stepmom planted weed in my bedroom and showed my dad. Well, maybe I'm jumping to conclusions here, but her smirk and telling me later that I shouldn't fuck with her again seems conclusive to me. Goodbye freedom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 127

You deserved it 3 083

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Today, my dad came to take pictures of me at my track meet. When looking back at the photos, I noticed most of them were zoomed in shots of the girls' butts in their spandex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 946

You deserved it 439

Today, my son got back from his solo holiday in Hawaii. I asked him what he did. Apparently, he sat in his suite for 2 weeks, watching shit on his laptop. He spent thousands of pounds, flew thousands of miles to one of the nicest islands in the world, all to stay in his room. He could have done that here. FML

I agree, your life sucks 912

You deserved it 184

Today, I celebrated my birthday with my friend who has the same birthday by going out to dinner with a bunch of our friends. The waiter brought out a cake for my friend but not for me. No one noticed my exclusion. I sang happy birthday on my birthday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 229

You deserved it 3 936

Today, my dad accused me of being illiterate when I used a word he'd never heard of, saying it sounded like lazy slang, and that it wasn't a real word. He then yelled at me for being a "smartass who's always right" when I read aloud the definition from his 1978 copy of Webster's dictionary. Guess he's not enthused. FML

I agree, your life sucks 526

You deserved it 97

Today, I've lied about my grades for three years of high school already and my mom thinks I'm a straight A student. I'm supposed to be going to college in a year. FML

I agree, your life sucks 153

You deserved it 1 652

Today, I tried to email my Dad a picture of someone we knew that I'd found on the Internet. He called me later to inform me that I had actually sent him a picture of myself in a naughty school girl outfit that I'd taken for my husband. My mom was laughing her ass off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 693

You deserved it 44 031