Are you OK?

By Squid - 07/11/2012 05:11 - Australia - Hornsby

Today, I found a limp head of celery in the fridge. I thought it looked like the squid alien baby from Men in Black. After nursing it for a couple of hours, giving it food, and rocking it to sleep, my parents found me. Then I realised it was just celery. Too bad it took that long for my meds to kick in. FML
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Pleonasm 35

It WAS the alien baby from Men In Black, just in its vegetative state.

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Torch15 9

I've read this maybe like 5 times and still don't understand the fml...

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DogStew 20

I'm so sorry! mental illness is no fun at all. Those that think YDI deserve to burn in the deepest most painful part of rotten hell!

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ebonyirony 29

102- if they had multiple personalities, they wouldn't hear them. they would become them. you don't know when you are your other. it's like a whole other being, essentially. it's not like six of you talking at once.

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PaLa08 2

Are your meds prescription marijuana by chance :p

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sukiboo 3

I do not know nor have I ever personally experienced "hallucinations" from cannabis ever. As a legally prescribed cannabis patient I have had many many different strains. That's not to say there is some kind of "super bud" out there that may do this just sayin no one I know nor any of my own experiences with MJ has resulted in this way.

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monkiki62 5

Thats actually kinda cute op.

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leahmae88 7

....wtf is wrong with you.

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afairshake 8

Wow um, just wow there aren't words

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Chopin_and_tofu 3

We all do crazy stuff when we're off our meds. I once hid for hours in terror from a rubber snake.

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