Are you OK?

By Squid - 07/11/2012 05:11 - Australia - Hornsby

Today, I found a limp head of celery in the fridge. I thought it looked like the squid alien baby from Men in Black. After nursing it for a couple of hours, giving it food, and rocking it to sleep, my parents found me. Then I realised it was just celery. Too bad it took that long for my meds to kick in. FML
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Pleonasm 35

It WAS the alien baby from Men In Black, just in its vegetative state.

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sweetmama88 6

What meds are you taking?

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pennies_lane 6

This is definitely one of the most original fml's I've read. That's beautiful that you would nurse and look after something for so long... even if it was just some celery.

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Azrael9 11

sounds like you could use some new meds OP

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neuroticallyyour_fml 17

Having Schizophrenia does NOT mean you have multiple personalities. That's Dissociative Identity Disorder. They are two seperate disorders. Please educate yourself about psychological disorders before you make a comment.

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DataWog 30

It was her ILLNESS that caused her to see the celery as something else. Her meds STOPPED her from seeing it as something else. You didn't pay much attention during Reading Comprehension, did you? On the other hand, you might just need them. Carry on.

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crzysam96 7

Let me get this straight... You thought there were aliens in your fridge? So then you decided that you needed to nurse it?

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gregkingsley 4

What kind of weed do u have there in Australia?

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183933 6

I'm guessing you support Obama don't ya!?

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