Asshat

By Anonymous - 13/08/2014 14:18 - United Kingdom - Paignton

Today, a potential customer was looking at a treadmill at the fitness warehouse I work at. Once he was done testing it out, I asked him if he'd like me to order it for him. His reply? "Nah. I only had a go on it 'cause it looked like fun. Hey, but you could order one for yourself, huh, chubs?" FML
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splash69_fml 14

You can't win them all op but that guy is an ass.

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Welshite 39

Ask him to stand on the treadmill, then turn on treadmill and watch him fly. Y'know, 'cause flying is fun too.

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SweetasCandy0609 28

Some people just need to keep their comments to themselves, forget him OP if you're happy with yourself then that's all that matters don't let one jerk make you doubt your confidence.

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shinikageWolf 15

I would have replied "across the street, at the Target they sell douches bags, you could use one huh asshole?"

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AnOriginalName 19

I think assholes actually use enemas, not douches. Just clarifying.

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schhichick 14

Well Count Ruegan is an asshole and he uses The Machine.

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LexiDaBae 17

What if there's no target across the street? That ruins it all.

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Warmonger_Smurf 29

Just don't ever use the phrase "I personally recommend this model".

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schhichick 14

What about the phrase never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line! or I'm not a witch I'm your wife!

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JCal585 8

Hey but for real- you work in a fitness warehouse. Represent the product you're trying to sell.

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amberv61 22

There is no guarantee OP is even fat. They may look a little heftier than others, but that doesn't mean he isn't healthy

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Arwen_Evenstar 37

It's just a sales job. If you're a personal trainer, sure, you should be in shape, but it's not relevant if you're just working sales. Plus there's no way to know if OP is in shape or no, the guy was obviously the sort who likes tearing everyone down.

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tournamentdecide 33

You do realize that most people called chubby are in the middle of their set weight limits, right? You're supposed to have a little bit of fat on your body, it's healthy.

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andyeatsworld 10

Should have gave him a run for his money.

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adamxxx2567 10

What a jerk. He obviously has never worked in customer service.

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HarleyQuinn1996 8

Sounds like he needs a treadmill in the face

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njgohard 16

Fat is temporary. Douchebaggery is forever.

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more4me 27

Sorry if it was already posted but in this case, it probably deserves to be posted more than once ! What an ass !!!!! Besides, I'd rather be chubby than have that customer's mean , idiotic personality.

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