Pranks and Transportation: Asshole

Asshole

By WetWalking - 21/03/2013 13:31 - United States - Tyler

Today, I was walking by the side of the interstate because my car broke down. A nice young man stopped and asked if I was tired of walking. I said yes, to which he replied, "Try jogging asshole" then laughed and drove off. It was raining balls. FML

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You deserved it 3 765

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By bitch - 04/08/2010 01:19 - United States

Today, my car broke down. I had a two mile, up-hill walk ahead of me. About half way up the hill, a car beeped. Thinking they were poking fun at my misfortune, I began to curse and use obscene gestures, only to find out that it was my neighbor asking if I needed a ride. She drove off. FML

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You deserved it 55 518

Good one, thanks

By RYZILLAHitZ - 30/06/2011 01:32 - United States

Today, as I was walking home from work, my dad drove past, pulled over, rolled down the window and asked, "Are you tired of walking?" To which I replied "Yes!" Just as I reached for the car door, he yelled "RUN A WHILE" and sped off. FML

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You deserved it 5 761

By spriggs - 25/07/2010 09:06 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street and spotted a man who was about 6 and a half feet tall passing by me. As he passed me, I turned and asked him "How's the weather up there?" He then turned around, spat on me, and replied "Raining." FML

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You deserved it 127 653

By FML_Elle - 06/10/2012 15:52 - United States

Today, I was walking in the freezing rain when a guy asked me if I wanted to share his umbrella with him. I grinned and told him I did. He then noticed a pretty girl walking behind me and he abruptly turned to her and asked her the same question. FML

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You deserved it 2 303

Thanks dude!

By Megan - 11/07/2023 12:00

Today, my car broke down at a red light. A man pulled up next to me and yelled at me to get out of the fast lane. I thought he was gonna offer help, as I was a young woman on her own, but he just yelled at me and sped off. FML

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You deserved it 231

Classic prank

By CelibateHero - 05/10/2013 06:31 - United States - Notre Dame

Today, as I was walking home, a car drove through a puddle and splashed me like in a cheesy movie. As if that wasn't annoying enough, the driver had to pull over because she was laughing too hard. FML

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You deserved it 3 508

By likwidsol - 28/01/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, walking to work in a snowstorm since I don't own a car, a man rolled down his window and screamed, "what are you doing you f***ing freak? you stupid b**ch!", while I waited for a green light to cross. FML

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You deserved it 2 594

Drive by shooting

By justicewargrave - 16/07/2021 02:01

Today, I was walking home from the gym. An old man in his car rolled down the window and drove slowly next to me. He pulled out a camera, took a picture of me and said, "It's gonna be a fun night!" and then drove off. FML

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You deserved it 100

By wonder woman - 08/09/2012 04:47 - United States - Levittown

Today, my tire blew while I was on the freeway. I had to change the tire in pouring rain while wearing short shorts and flip-flops. No one stopped to help, but several people politely honked as if to remind me of my misfortune. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 066

You deserved it 3 660

By MissBeEyeTeeSeeH - 08/11/2009 11:46 - Canada

Today, It was pretty nice out, so I decided to walk to work. Not twenty minutes after leaving, it started to pour. I was soaking when I got there and had to change. My boyfriend works next door, so I asked him if he could give me a ride. His reply? "Sorry Babe, I just can't be seen with you like that." FML

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You deserved it 4 438

CallMeMcFeelii 13

Thursday 21 March 2013 19:01

If it was raining balls, you were officially tea bagged more than that poor girl on the bus trip.. My condolences.

DocBastard 38

Thursday 21 March 2013 19:04

Ever wonder why everyone thinks people suck? Because people suck.

Comments

MrConcise 34

Thursday 21 March 2013 19:41

He must've just quit his job and flipped off his ex-boss. Sounds like he was on a serious power trip. You know, the type you have before realizing your life is in shambles.

keepcalmandbacon 16

Thursday 21 March 2013 19:47

"It's raining balls, hallelujah it's raining balls." Wut.

ManicGypsy 22

Friday 22 March 2013 12:44

You beat me to it. :( I was gonna sing that. Kinda puts a new twist on "It's Raining Men" doesn't it? LOL.

alexafml 5

Thursday 21 March 2013 19:49

I know how this feels. I hate when I'm hoofin' it and someone drives by in a Lexus or something, honks and waves. Ummm...can I get a ride? (Not that I would actually get in a strangers car, lol)

perdix 29

Thursday 21 March 2013 19:49

It was a good suggestion -- the rain would keep you cool as you jogged and you'd get your heart rate in the aerobic zone. The "asshole" at the end is a classic coach's motivational tool.

softlikesunset 15

Thursday 21 March 2013 19:57

He's the asshole, not you. I don't understand some people in this world...

80sgurl 15

Thursday 21 March 2013 20:00

Aw that's mean! :( I'm sorry! There's ALOT of mean people in this world.

CallMeWindSock 24

Thursday 21 March 2013 20:12

A least it wasn't raining dicks.

zandalee 19

Thursday 21 March 2013 22:23

True. That would just be awkward...

dancinwookie 21

Friday 22 March 2013 0:00

And, pretty painful. It would suck having to walk around outside whilst it was raining dicks. I'd imagine you'd get slapped in the face more than a few times.