Assigned bald at birth

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out I'm balding faster than my dad. I'm 19. FML
I agree, your life sucks 58 337
You deserved it 3 254
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Top comments

shewasalmost18 0

BOSLEY CHANGED MY LIFE AND IT CAN CHANGE YOURS! my billy mays impression

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Comments

irishdubr 0

I'm 20 and I shave my head... Bald is beautiful

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iKaite 0

You're just trying to sound cool with your receeding hairline, dude.

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beestmode360 0

Clearly none of you guys watch seinfeld. No girls like a balding man. Sorry

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markssh 0

Girls don't mind guys with balding heads, at least not the shallow ones. It's the guys who are insecure about being bald is the issue. They are turned off by those guys.

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xHaniffax 0

The hair isn't that important, it's all about the face, baby! if you have a nice face it's okay dont worry :) but yh like someone said, don't be insecure, that's a turnoff.

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Noire_ 0

Not with all people. Some look good bald, others look horrible. This one kid I know looks like an alien without hair :/

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tenniskettle 0

screw you- number 28 im going bald too, i hope to god you do too

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kellymichelle 0

I'm a 16 year old girl and I'm losing massive amounts of hair every day. I have to take thickening/regrowth pills.

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8trickster8 0

I think I would look like an imp if I was bald.

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mariah_victoria 0

OOOOOMFG YOU LIKE HARRY POTTER AND DUNGEONS AND DRAGONSSSSS ?! OMG THANK THE LORD JESUS MERCY CHRIST. theres still nerds on this earth! SCORE

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saraitkddh 47

it's not but some women like it

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SaintJimmy 0

And what's really messed up is that in an hour there'll be 500 YDI's.

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Giselle468 0

That's probably cause your doing steroids or you've been working out too much. Guy hormones do that to ya, which of course is why there are more bald guys than girls. Although I may be wrong!

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ch3s 4

*Insert witty Doctor Evil reference here*

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whateverbro 0

lol its genetic so theres nothing you can do about it but embrace it. besides some gilrs like the bald look!

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inferno11 0

just think of it this way. you have an excess of testosterone =P

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colby6666 43

Kinda...the younger men bald, the more testosterone they have.

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skippydoda 32

ROGAINE! Naw, but seriously, who cares. My poor brother got hit with the graying early gene at 16, it was just the genetic lottery.

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flinkpamingo 0

Honey, hair is over rated. Besides, there is just something HOT about a guy with no hair! Your hair, or lack there of, does not define you.

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shewasalmost18 0

BOSLEY CHANGED MY LIFE AND IT CAN CHANGE YOURS! my billy mays impression

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laurilauri 0

I miss Billy Mays.... =(

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cucumberfabulous 7

LOL!!! Good one!

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sheldon2121 0

what does YDI mean???

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heyheyxD 0

YDI=you deserve it. what makes me laugh is that 537 people think you deserve it. why? haha

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