Transportation: Assumptions

Assumptions

By Anonymous - 09/03/2014 19:31 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I was on the subway, when the girl opposite me suddenly started shouting and accusing me of photographing her. I was reading a book on my phone, and I showed her the screen, but I got shoved around anyway by another guy, who threatened to report me for being a pervert. FML

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By Thithien1 - 01/04/2009 06:07 - Korea Republic of

Today, I was on a crowded subway going home. My trousers were a bit dusty so I tried to dust myself off. As I was slapping the side of my leg I missed and hit a woman behind me in the ass. She called me a pervert and walked off. Everyone stared at me. It takes 40 minutes to get home. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 16:46 - France

Today, I was quietly reading in the subway, when all of a sudden, at a station, the man sitting next to me stood up, slapped me, yelled "Bitch!", and rushed off the train. FML

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By Ms. Heartless - 16/12/2011 00:37 - United States

Today, I was riding the subway, reading a book, when a woman suddenly shoved a flyer over my book. Aghast by her rude gesture, I declined to take the paper. I looked over and noticed it was a flyer for a missing girl. FML

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WTF? FML!

By ricky the sage - 05/10/2013 00:04 - United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML

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By keep_your_eyes_on_the_sidewalk - 25/06/2018 15:00

Today, a girl with her eyes glued to her phone bumped my arm going in the opposite direction on the sidewalk. She dropped her phone, chased me to the bus stop, and told everyone that I broke it. She threatened to call the police. FML

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By Whyudodis - 01/10/2016 07:18 - Canada - New Westminster

Today, while on the skytrain, a woman leaned on the railing bar that I was holding onto, crushing my hand. My first instinct was to move my hand when she turned around and began loudly yelling at me for, "Touching her waist" and "Sexually harassing" her. FML

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Not so sneaky

By Felicity - 11/09/2024 09:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was trying to take a sneaky picture of a cute guy sitting across from me on a train. My phone’s flash went off. I panicked, dropped my phone, and then had to awkwardly stand up to retrieve it while he just smirked at me, clearly aware of what had just happened. FML

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By AznKoreanGuy - 04/03/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, while getting off the bus, there was a lady in front of me wearing a dress and suddenly her phone dropped out of her bag. I picked up the phone for her which landed right beneath her dress and as she turned around she thought I was trying to take pictures of her panties and slapped me. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2018 20:30

Today, on the train, a man kept grabbing my crotch. When I told him to stop, I got yelled at for harassing an elderly man. FML

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By Quackadoodledoo - 24/04/2014 02:21 - United Kingdom - Edgware

Today, I was on the London underground reading a newspaper. A huge guy was sitting next to me and there weren't many other people around. As I turned a page, he leaned into me, glaring, and said, "I'm not finished yet". At the next stop I put down the paper and jumped off. It wasn't even my stop. FML

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boating_guy 33

Monday 10 March 2014 1:43

Wow, damn girl. Settle down there. Some girls are just bitches or think to highly of themselves... Pity that's how some people are today. Either way you aren't actually at fault for anything OP, so you have nothing to worry about. And the worst is when girls act that way and aren't even that hot...

metallica_wins 20

Monday 10 March 2014 1:46

Neither of them seem very familiar with books.

Comments

lameuser 23

Monday 10 March 2014 1:52

How did you hold your phone? If you held it up to eye level, it'll look suspicious.

KingLewisII 34

Monday 10 March 2014 7:25

How else would he read it then?

lameuser 23

Monday 10 March 2014 21:02

Most people I know bend their heads to read, because holding up apparently takes too much effort.

singer0421 32

Monday 10 March 2014 1:52

What a photobrat. Some people are so vain

flashback_fml 14

Monday 10 March 2014 1:56

Lol should've broken the dudes wrist

FucYoCouch 13

Monday 10 March 2014 4:22

Really? THAT was the first thing that came to mind? Breaking the guys wrist? Violence isn't needed here but you couldn't think of anything else? A kick to the balls, a punch in the stomach, hell even a punch in face would be better and easier than breaking the guys wrist..

slyde32 12

Monday 10 March 2014 5:28

yes, definitely, he should definitely break the guy's wrists for pushing him around on a train that probably has cameras all through it. Unless the guy out his hands around op's throat, or had a weapon of some sort, there is no need for broken bones. I'd prefer to just let him push me, police would likely see the footage, and I don't want them charging me because some full of herself girl thought I took her photo, and the hero wanting to look good in front of her

jekyllf 13

Monday 10 March 2014 1:56

That's why I always hold my phone with a finger covering the lens when I think there is any way someone might misinterpret my actions.

Contradictional 5

Monday 10 March 2014 2:02

This is what is messed up, this girl just assumes he's taking a picture of her... She probably thinks she's the hottest girl around when she's probably a dumb bitch who looks like a fish.

razi1 20

Monday 10 March 2014 2:16

You deserved it 69 times

Llama_Face89 33

Monday 10 March 2014 3:42

Your comment made no sense AND you're an asshole. Kudos.

Thunderstruck14 30

Monday 10 March 2014 9:57

Yeah, the comment wasn't that great but you just called a stranger an asshole over nothing. Think about that...

Shrike 23

Monday 10 March 2014 10:19

You just called A WHOLE BUNCH of people assholes on the MLP story for less reason than that! But I'm sure you've got some nice rationalization ready for that hypocrisy.

outoftown 26

Monday 10 March 2014 2:18

At first I thought it was a distraction for pick-pocketing. Sorry for you aggravation, OP, but be glad your belongings stayed with you. (Always check your pockets after a bumping or shoving.)

doglover100 28

Monday 10 March 2014 3:04

She seems self centered.

XxxT3rr4xxX 25

Monday 10 March 2014 3:05

Sometimes you have to ignore the ignorance of others despite how they act. I know it's hard to do but sometimes you just have to walk away before you end up making a stupid decision or stooping to their level.