Miscellaneous: Today, while getting off the bus, there was a lady in front of...

By AznKoreanGuy - 04/03/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, while getting off the bus, there was a lady in front of me wearing a dress and suddenly her phone dropped out of her bag. I picked up the phone for her which landed right beneath her dress and as she turned around she thought I was trying to take pictures of her panties and slapped me. FML

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By ctop - 13/05/2011 05:45 - United States

Today, I was sitting in the lecture hall. A girl walked by to get to her seat and her dress got caught on the handles, lifting it up. She didn't notice but I did, so I tried to take it off the handles. She turned around to see me holding her dress up. FML

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By glam300 - 30/12/2010 18:21 - United Kingdom

Today, my friend commented on my short skirt and, thinking she was being funny, tried to pull it down. I quickly moved away, causing it to come off in her hands. My shocked scream attracted the attention of at least a dozen bystanders. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was showing my boss a picture on my phone. I didn’t expect her to take my phone from my hand and continue to flip through photos. I anxiously motioned for her to give my phone back, only to realize she had already swiped to my nude picture. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2014 19:31 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I was on the subway, when the girl opposite me suddenly started shouting and accusing me of photographing her. I was reading a book on my phone, and I showed her the screen, but I got shoved around anyway by another guy, who threatened to report me for being a pervert. FML

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By keep_your_eyes_on_the_sidewalk - 25/06/2018 15:00

Today, a girl with her eyes glued to her phone bumped my arm going in the opposite direction on the sidewalk. She dropped her phone, chased me to the bus stop, and told everyone that I broke it. She threatened to call the police. FML

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Public surprise

By Pants-Girl - 24/11/2019 08:00 - Canada

Today, I was out walking downtown. A woman walking behind the thought that my pants were hanging too low. She came over to me and yanked my pants up. FML

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By bandit99999 - 19/08/2011 18:59 - United States

Today, to keep my phone safe while I went on some rides, I took it out of my pocket so I could put it in my bag. Just as I pulled it out, a woman ran into me, knocking my phone to the ground and breaking the screen. FML

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By Samantha35 - 28/01/2019 20:00

Today, I was substitute teaching a high school English class. A student discreetly told me that my zipper was open. I tried to zip it up, but the zipper got caught on my underwear. When I bent down to pick up my pen, my pants split. Before I turned around, I heard the sound of phones taking pictures. FML

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By alexo - 23/05/2012 15:52 - United States

Today, I took the bus. The old lady next to me almost fell when the driver stopped, but I managed to catch her. Five minutes later, the same thing happened to me. The old lady tried to help me, but I lost my balance and pulled her skirt down. FML

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Flustered

By Sara Princess - 09/04/2023 02:00

Today, as I was about to get onto the bus, my bus pass fell out of my hands. Being in a rush, I barely picked it up from the street not having a good grasp of it, just to have it fall again as I was about to swipe it. It felt like the whole bus was staring at me. FML

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musu_fml 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 20:10

Please, PLEASE tell me she stormed off and refused to listen to you try to explain...meaning you still have the phone.

PTERONOPHOBIA 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 22:10

With her own phone? What a douche. And #13... getting her fired from that job for that incident, fine. Don't CONTINUE try to ruin someones life because you can't handle a little slap...

Comments

shalvius 3

Wednesday 4 March 2009 20:08

haha, but its her FML, not yours

twifan1901 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 3:36

Yup of course it is total FML I can just picture it. Today, while I was on the bus in my nicest dress some pervert tried taking a picture of my underwear with my own cellphone FML

musu_fml 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 20:10

Please, PLEASE tell me she stormed off and refused to listen to you try to explain...meaning you still have the phone.

XanderJayNix 17

Saturday 7 January 2012 10:55

With the picture you didn't take.

Zic_fml 7

Wednesday 4 March 2009 20:16

That's one hell of a lady if she thinks she's attracive enough for you to picture her pants. By saying "lady", i assume we're talking about an elder.

writergirl23 19

Friday 17 February 2012 21:06

It wasn't an old lady. Even op thought she probably had panties on. Also, what old lady has a cell phone? Usually women over 60ish are distrustful of them (usually)

Crabby 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 20:19

I hope you called the police and pressed assault charges against that ungrateful bitch.

shantoyamuchluv 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 20:23

All these over-hyped dramatic news stories about voyeurs, pedos, etc. has turned people into paranoid nutjobs.

30days 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 20:24

Why are some people so quick to lash back. (#4) It was a misunderstanding and I'm sure she realized that and apologized after. No need to press charges or call her an ungrateful bitch.