Awkward, Parents, Teenagers and Health: Attention!

Attention!

By choker - 14/03/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, I went to Walmart with my mom. At the checkout line I was eating a bag of chips as my mom bought her stuff. I inhaled while eating and I started to choke. The cashier asked me if I was OK. My mom just waved her hand, and said, "Sometimes she does that for attention, ignore her." FML

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By nicknick2 - 18/05/2011 16:08 - United States

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By quietdown - 30/05/2009 19:50 - United States

Today, I began to choke on a large pill while my mom was in the room. Hoping that she would help me, I began to make a lot of noise. After she completely ignored me, I threw my body over a chair, saving my life. At this point my mother asks me to shut up because she can't hear her friend. FML

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By anonymous - 10/08/2011 04:31 - United States

Today, I was dragged to the food store with my mom. While we were shopping, the fire alarm went off. My mom pushed the cart at me, nearly knocking me over, and sprinted for the door. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 21:09 - United States

Today, while at the grocery store, I saw my mother. I thought it would be funny to scare her by sneaking up and grabbing her ass. Not only was it not my mom, I left the place with a ban from ever returning to that store. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2011 12:53 - United States

Today, I had a violent coughing fit while at the store, which caused a lady to think I was choking, grab me from behind and start doing the Heimlich maneuver incorrectly. She broke two of my ribs. FML

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UnofficialBlonde 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 12:05

you should say that whenever she chokes.

HANGtheFREAK 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 14:48

lmao that's like someone dropping on the floor having an epileptic seizure and then their mother going it's ok, she likes to fantasize that she's a fish out of water.

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batch56 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 15:49

Ouch.

stormgirl88 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 16:04

well, do you usually pretend to choke if you want attention?

soulonfire928 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 16:19

lmao @ #8 That sucks though, parents can be mean :(

mothafucka_fml 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 16:20

damn i hate when parents think they know everything

awesomemegan 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 16:22

lmao at #8 but, the question is do you pretend to choke often?

Bauer_fml 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 16:26

Why do people eat in supermarkets like this? Can they not wait 5 fu*king minutes till they get in the car?

Raven_fml 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 16:31

What the hell does it matter if someone eats in a store? Is it seriously some terrible thing? Wtf.

Endymion_fml 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 16:52

Hey, it's just rude, not to mention STEALING, eating stuff before you've paid for it.

Lichinamo 33

Friday 20 January 2012 23:35

Maybe they already bought it :/

kandy_fml 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 16:59

@the sender. If you often pretend you're choking your mom has a point. And if you DO pretend to choke often. That's a little stupid. There are definitely better, more effective ways to go about getting attention. But if you don't do that. Your mom is a bitch. @#18. It never specified anywhere that she got the chips at the store. She could have just brought them with her from home.

save_me_08 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 17:42

I just wanted to say on top of the fact that apparently this person's mom is a bit of a bitch, it's sad if she has to appear to be choking to get any attention from her mom. FYL indeed.