Is that you Morgan?

I think we have the same mother.

lmfaoooo awww thats so funny but sad at the same time! sorry to hear that lol

funniest FML i've ever read!!! need to meet your mum...

It's not stealing if you are going to pay for it. Anyways, next time just let your mother fall on the ground while she is choking on something and say "stop trying to get attention".

It is so rude to have open food containers in supermarkets.

1. Do you often choke to get attention? If so, then you can hardly complain about your mother's reaction. 2. Did you bring those chips from home or get them in the store? If you brought them from home, I'm surprised security wasn't all over you to prove that you'd paid for them. If you hadn't paid for them yet (or rather, if your mother hadn't paid for them yet), then that's theft. It's also just tacky to be eating in places that aren't designated for eating, i.e., Walmart. Were you touching stuff around the cash registers with your greasy fingers, too? Disgusting. 3. You sound like a spoiled brat. Why can't you have a little shop without needing to eat junk food? Couldn't you even wait until you got home? No wonder your mother was irritated with you. On the other hand, if you are a spoiled, attention-seeking brat, that's probably your parents' fault, so... this isn't really an FML no matter how you slice it. I pity the other people in line near you, having to smell your greasy food, potentially get besmeared by your grease trail, and then listen to you hacking up bits of chip while your mother grouses about you to the cashier.

first of all that was bitchy of your mom and i HATE when that happens (the inhale choking) AH it hurts soooo bad!

i quite literally LOL'd. btw, #38, way to overreact.

i quite literally LOL'd. btw, #38, way to overreact..