Awkward, Parents, Teenagers and Health: Attention!

Attention!

By choker - 14/03/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, I went to Walmart with my mom. At the checkout line I was eating a bag of chips as my mom bought her stuff. I inhaled while eating and I started to choke. The cashier asked me if I was OK. My mom just waved her hand, and said, "Sometimes she does that for attention, ignore her." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2016 02:20 - United States - Exeter

Today, my mom was "that" customer at the local drive-thru. She slipped into attention whore mode and bitched the guy out for not giving us extra fries. He said she didn't ask for any, which was true. Instead of apologizing, she swore at him and floored the gas, sending our drinks spilling all over me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2013 20:55 - United States

Today, being near-broke, I resorted to shopping at Walmart. Barely ten minutes in, an obese sack of lard posing as a human being shoved me away from the bacon I was looking at. I fell, busted my lip, then got screamed at by another woman for not watching where I was going. FML

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By nicknick2 - 18/05/2011 16:08 - United States

Today, I was at Walmart with my mom, when a guy next to me let out a series of vicious farts. Assuming it was me, my mom chewed me out in front of the guy and made me apologize. The man looked at my mom and said, "Children, they're so immature." FML

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By quietdown - 30/05/2009 19:50 - United States

Today, I began to choke on a large pill while my mom was in the room. Hoping that she would help me, I began to make a lot of noise. After she completely ignored me, I threw my body over a chair, saving my life. At this point my mother asks me to shut up because she can't hear her friend. FML

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By observant - 15/05/2012 14:24 - United States

Today, my mom was giving me a long lecture about being aware of my surroundings, because you never know what's out there. While she was talking, I noticed a drug deal going down in the Walmart parking lot. She didn't notice. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2024 16:00 - United States - Galveston

Today, while in line at the grocery store, I was going over the witty but caustic things I wish I'd said in an argument earlier. Turns out, I was saying them out loud. The cashier gave me a weird look and said, “Are you okay, ma'am?” FML

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By anonymous - 10/08/2011 04:31 - United States

Today, I was dragged to the food store with my mom. While we were shopping, the fire alarm went off. My mom pushed the cart at me, nearly knocking me over, and sprinted for the door. FML

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By I apologize on behalf of my mother - 14/05/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I was getting food at a buffet. Suddenly, my mom appeared and started screaming at a guy for pushing me. I wasn't pushed by anyone, I just tripped over nothing. The poor guy looked so confused and embarrassed, and my mom wouldn't let me defend him. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 21:09 - United States

Today, while at the grocery store, I saw my mother. I thought it would be funny to scare her by sneaking up and grabbing her ass. Not only was it not my mom, I left the place with a ban from ever returning to that store. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2011 12:53 - United States

Today, I had a violent coughing fit while at the store, which caused a lady to think I was choking, grab me from behind and start doing the Heimlich maneuver incorrectly. She broke two of my ribs. FML

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Saturday 14 March 2009 12:05

you should say that whenever she chokes.

HANGtheFREAK 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 14:48

lmao that's like someone dropping on the floor having an epileptic seizure and then their mother going it's ok, she likes to fantasize that she's a fish out of water.

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air_bear 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 14:06

haha i'd kill my mother :P you should do that to her with anything she does :P

kagu 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 17:13

My DAD did that to me! I started choking and he told me to stop screwin around. I was so pissed.

MajorLeeScrewed 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 10:54

She must have had a reason to say that.

omnisciencex 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 20:45

Props #8, i started to tear up i was laughing so hard (i'm in a library and people are starting to stare). I hope you are old enough that you don't often need your mother for much help. What a neglectiful bitch, call DCF. lol.

Tardfuck_0 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 1:58

HAHAHAHA, wow... lmao... i can just picture this one... hahahhaa.. that's great. LOL

summer66_fml 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 2:44

@ #9 he should have just left anyway.....& yeah we had a crazy sub the other day too in math. our teacher left some formulas for us on the board to use for a quiz. he was standing in front of them & a girl politely asked if he could move because she & half the room couldnt see. he shook his head. we tried to explain like 50 times that she left those on the board & bubbled the whole thing for us & he still kept shaking his head. then one girl said jokingly that he should just erase the formulas to make it fair since half the room couldnt see. he erased the formulas.

bored724 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 17:20

wow, some mom you got there

spockezri 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 23:56

@number 9 - happened to me! In fifth grade, there were ebil playground aides - at least five times I could NOT breathe - but apparently since there were only "five minutes left" I could "wait." I couldn't wait...I sat there that whole five minutes trying to breathe...and it really didn't work too well.