Awkward, Parents, Teenagers and Health: Attention!

Attention!

By choker - 14/03/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, I went to Walmart with my mom. At the checkout line I was eating a bag of chips as my mom bought her stuff. I inhaled while eating and I started to choke. The cashier asked me if I was OK. My mom just waved her hand, and said, "Sometimes she does that for attention, ignore her." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2013 20:55 - United States

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By nicknick2 - 18/05/2011 16:08 - United States

Today, I was at Walmart with my mom, when a guy next to me let out a series of vicious farts. Assuming it was me, my mom chewed me out in front of the guy and made me apologize. The man looked at my mom and said, "Children, they're so immature." FML

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By quietdown - 30/05/2009 19:50 - United States

Today, I began to choke on a large pill while my mom was in the room. Hoping that she would help me, I began to make a lot of noise. After she completely ignored me, I threw my body over a chair, saving my life. At this point my mother asks me to shut up because she can't hear her friend. FML

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By anonymous - 10/08/2011 04:31 - United States

Today, I was dragged to the food store with my mom. While we were shopping, the fire alarm went off. My mom pushed the cart at me, nearly knocking me over, and sprinted for the door. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 21:09 - United States

Today, while at the grocery store, I saw my mother. I thought it would be funny to scare her by sneaking up and grabbing her ass. Not only was it not my mom, I left the place with a ban from ever returning to that store. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2011 12:53 - United States

Today, I had a violent coughing fit while at the store, which caused a lady to think I was choking, grab me from behind and start doing the Heimlich maneuver incorrectly. She broke two of my ribs. FML

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UnofficialBlonde 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 12:05

you should say that whenever she chokes.

HANGtheFREAK 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 14:48

lmao that's like someone dropping on the floor having an epileptic seizure and then their mother going it's ok, she likes to fantasize that she's a fish out of water.

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tabyyy 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 17:57

lol why would your mom say you do that for attention? do you really? if so, then you're annoying and deserved it. if not, then she's a crazy and FYL. my mom did this to me once, but not as meanly. i was choking and she just stared @ me for like 1min as i tried to cough up what was blocking my airway (a starburst). when i asked her why she didn't help she said that she didn't realize i was choking and i needed to use more "hand gestures."

foryoublue94 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 18:07

Really? Some parents O.o If I even start coughing a lot when I'm eating my mom's like "ARE YOU OK!?!"

zebendyone 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 18:22

Now. The way I vote will depend on the answer to this question: DO you do that for attention? Yeah, uh, I would definitely talk with her later.

Leviathan_fml 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 18:33

why are you eating BEFORE you checked out?

greedy_dead_soul 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 18:38

Well, it sucks if you really do that for attention so much that your mom dismisses any signs of "choking" as just you doing the ol' routine, since there are far better and simpler ways to get attention, but my question is, since when did people eat while shopping in Wal-Mart? lmao

lamarr 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 18:41

wait till you choke and die THEN WHAT, MOM

kjia 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 18:44

I really don't like the disproportionate voting on this blog. Maybe choker is a narcissistic attention-seeking bitch. Maybe her mom is the bitch. There is no way for us to know so why is everyone voting for choker? I'm with no. 23 on this one.

scottishxvampire 0

Saturday 14 March 2009 19:28

Hah, okay guys, I wrote this just to let you know - And no, I don't pretend to choke to get attention from my mother. Wtf? They were Cool Ranch flavored Doritos. I had bought the chips and was hungry, so I ate them while my mom checked out. Kay?