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By Jessie - 25/12/2010 13:38 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were in our room getting hot and heavy. As he was entering me, he started making electronic whirring sounds. Once inside, he said in a robotic voice, "Initiating launch sequence in 3... 2... 1..." and began thrusting as fast as possible. FML
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bethnoire 10

F your life if you don't have a sense of humor, but he sounds like tons of fun. I'd keep him.

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niswisk 3

That sounds kinda cute to me. Lol

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Apcfan227 0

Okay sorry but that's just hilarious. :D

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AndrewRoks1998 2

This makes me think of Heavy from TF2 saying "VZZZZZZZZZ DADADADADA OOOHHAHAHAHAHA!!"

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xd3box 4

Someone give this guy a ******* medal

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IFF_President 6

This is the funniest FML i've ever read.

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jkmatencio 6

I wish there was a like button. Lmao

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anyav3 13

Control. Alt. and Delete his penis out of there lol Lighten up OP!! Learn how to take a joke.

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