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By Jessie - 25/12/2010 13:38 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were in our room getting hot and heavy. As he was entering me, he started making electronic whirring sounds. Once inside, he said in a robotic voice, "Initiating launch sequence in 3... 2... 1..." and began thrusting as fast as possible. FML
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monicaaimee 0

eeew haha that's so friggin hilarious xD

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hattle43 0

for some reason this is my favorite fml post...

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angels_siren 0

if he could go like that for a loong time then who's complaining? Id looove if my bf could do this XD

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NadiG7 2

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO.....AHAAAHHHAAA OH MY I WOULDA BEEN DYING...

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jogurt 0

I have actually done this before. the girls face was priceless

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