Automaton

By Jessie - 25/12/2010 13:38 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were in our room getting hot and heavy. As he was entering me, he started making electronic whirring sounds. Once inside, he said in a robotic voice, "Initiating launch sequence in 3... 2... 1..." and began thrusting as fast as possible. FML
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buttercuppies 0

Watch out. It's innocent robot sex at first... then before you know it, !bam!... you're trapped in a world of lord of the rings and starwars role playing. Nerds, dorks and geeks don't have the capabilities of cloaking or masking their true selves... so, it's safe to say, if he gets his jollies off on this kind of stuff in his every day life, well you should already be expecting the worst(or best) when you get "hot and heavy".

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letsstartari0txd 0

I actually laughed out loud when reading this one. this would have been hilarious in person.

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chulabby 0

at least hes not boring and hes creative lol

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haleyboo1992 0

haha well if it's good then just let em do it

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mandy1395 0

lmao. that is so epic!

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roboter 0

oh man girl that feels so hood me and my boyfriend have had so much fun doing that expesicaly on our couch well i hope that you really liked it if not i can always have that threesome

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schadenfreude26 0

I can go to Mars, Potter. I would need a ROCKETSHIP!

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