Awkward, Racism and Kids: Average 4Chan user

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Average 4Chan user

By Ugh - 19/10/2023 16:25 - United States - Dublin

Today, while I was cleaning out my son's room, I came across his diary. Opening it out of curiosity, I found ramblings about how blacks, Jews, and other "inferior breeds" should be forcibly sterilized, "for the common good." FML

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ScruffyFML 10

Monday 5 November 2012 8:58

Oh dear god.

enormouselephant 15

Monday 5 November 2012 9:01

Hitler in the making. Good thing you came across that, maybe you can fix him before he does something terribly crazy.

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longnight83 8

Thursday 18 August 2022 7:06

Oof, time to throw out the whole Son and start over. This one is clearly defective.

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