Awkward and Miscellaneous: Avoidance issues

Avoidance issues

By ProAwkward - 18/06/2013 04:07 - United States - Grand Prairie

Today, as I was walking home, I noticed a man and a woman arguing in their driveway. To avoid an awkward situation, I crossed the street. I then had to walk past a creepy guy watering his plants in his underwear while looking directly at me. FML

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By tabbycacti - 30/11/2015 13:06 - Australia

Today, I was waiting at a traffic light. I saw my neighbour and her new boyfriend crossing the road, then noticed as he started grabbing his crotch, but thought nothing of it. They both then pulled down their pants and urinated in the middle of the busy intersection. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2015 07:28 - United States - Plainview

Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML

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By googlefreak54321 - 25/07/2011 06:05 - United States

Today, I went out to go meet up with a guy. I walked all the way to his house just to see him. Then he made me hide behind a bush till his girlfriend left. FML

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By ohman - 17/07/2009 17:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML

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You deserved it 8 190

By monkeyzz - 12/10/2012 11:11 - United States - Sonora

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out on his deck out back. When leaving, I heard the sliding glass door open on the upper deck, I froze in the yard to not be seen. Too bad I didn't move. Apparently his dad pees off the deck at night. I had to walk home covered in pee. FML

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By Cxisbest - 23/03/2011 21:21 - United States

Today, as I walked home, I heard the people behind me in an argument over my gender. FML

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You deserved it 10 651

By Nell - 30/06/2011 21:10 - United States

Today, as I was going to bed, I spotted a man staring at my window from a neighbor's yard. Ten minutes later, he was still there. I freaked out, started crying, and contemplated calling the cops. My creeper turned out to be the neighbor's wooden lawn ornament. FML

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You deserved it 37 399

By Anonymous - 30/05/2015 03:07 - United States - Salem

Today, my crazy neighbor screamed at me from her porch for walking "too close" to her plants. I was on the sidewalk. She sprayed me with her hose anyway. FML

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You deserved it 2 118

By gameguy3424 - 18/05/2009 03:37 - United States

Today, I went on my afternoon stroll to my local park. As I reached the park a little boy was peeing in the bushes nearby. His mother called. As I walked by, he turned, still peeing, right to me. He ended up peeing on the front of my pants and on my shoes. My house is two miles away from the park. FML

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By DarkDolly - 04/02/2012 16:39 - France

Today, at around 2am, I was walking through a parking lot to my car when a man walking behind me told me not to be scared. I turned around to tell him there was no problem. He was naked. FML

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You deserved it 3 173

Zestus 19

Tuesday 18 June 2013 11:40

im sure hes a nice guy. i water my plants naked all the time. its not like they have eyes or anything

flashback.miss 28

Tuesday 18 June 2013 11:44

Should've walked past the couple, OP. Chances are they were so caught up in their anger at each other, they wouldn't have even noticed you.

Comments

CookieLovesBoo 16

Tuesday 18 June 2013 22:31

You were on a two way street of awkwardness .

scottyspot 11

Tuesday 18 June 2013 22:31

Sounds like it's time to move or pick a new route.

cmac86 23

Wednesday 19 June 2013 9:52

quite an interesting neighborhood you live in.

deepunder 17

Wednesday 19 June 2013 10:33

Now I've read all the comments up to here and no one has mentioned what I said earlier. Sounds like a fun neighborhood... (SARCASM!) Here's some more-u should do something weird to hide better... I would put on headphones and pretend to not hear them. Even if it was just headphones, no MP3 player. Just to clarify, iPods are a brand of MP3. Add better sarcasm people Please dislike this comment so people won't waste time reading it, even if they want to.

roro_superloser 13

Wednesday 19 June 2013 20:23

Haha atleast he didn't water the pants with himself :-p

jensen21 19

Wednesday 19 June 2013 21:16

What kind of neighborhood are you walking through?

thatisfuckedup 6

Thursday 20 June 2013 0:25

I'm afraid that that is the start of a very ****** up horror movie. I would suggest that you prepare yourself for anal rape (regardless of gender) and the imminent severing of your jugular.