Awkward and Miscellaneous: Avoidance issues

Avoidance issues

By ProAwkward - 18/06/2013 04:07 - United States - Grand Prairie

Today, as I was walking home, I noticed a man and a woman arguing in their driveway. To avoid an awkward situation, I crossed the street. I then had to walk past a creepy guy watering his plants in his underwear while looking directly at me. FML

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By tabbycacti - 30/11/2015 13:06 - Australia

Today, I was waiting at a traffic light. I saw my neighbour and her new boyfriend crossing the road, then noticed as he started grabbing his crotch, but thought nothing of it. They both then pulled down their pants and urinated in the middle of the busy intersection. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2015 07:28 - United States - Plainview

Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML

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By googlefreak54321 - 25/07/2011 06:05 - United States

Today, I went out to go meet up with a guy. I walked all the way to his house just to see him. Then he made me hide behind a bush till his girlfriend left. FML

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You deserved it 13 590

By ohman - 17/07/2009 17:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML

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You deserved it 8 190

By monkeyzz - 12/10/2012 11:11 - United States - Sonora

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out on his deck out back. When leaving, I heard the sliding glass door open on the upper deck, I froze in the yard to not be seen. Too bad I didn't move. Apparently his dad pees off the deck at night. I had to walk home covered in pee. FML

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By Cxisbest - 23/03/2011 21:21 - United States

Today, as I walked home, I heard the people behind me in an argument over my gender. FML

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You deserved it 10 651

By Nell - 30/06/2011 21:10 - United States

Today, as I was going to bed, I spotted a man staring at my window from a neighbor's yard. Ten minutes later, he was still there. I freaked out, started crying, and contemplated calling the cops. My creeper turned out to be the neighbor's wooden lawn ornament. FML

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You deserved it 37 399

By Anonymous - 30/05/2015 03:07 - United States - Salem

Today, my crazy neighbor screamed at me from her porch for walking "too close" to her plants. I was on the sidewalk. She sprayed me with her hose anyway. FML

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You deserved it 2 118

By gameguy3424 - 18/05/2009 03:37 - United States

Today, I went on my afternoon stroll to my local park. As I reached the park a little boy was peeing in the bushes nearby. His mother called. As I walked by, he turned, still peeing, right to me. He ended up peeing on the front of my pants and on my shoes. My house is two miles away from the park. FML

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By DarkDolly - 04/02/2012 16:39 - France

Today, at around 2am, I was walking through a parking lot to my car when a man walking behind me told me not to be scared. I turned around to tell him there was no problem. He was naked. FML

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You deserved it 3 173

Zestus 19

Tuesday 18 June 2013 11:40

im sure hes a nice guy. i water my plants naked all the time. its not like they have eyes or anything

flashback.miss 28

Tuesday 18 June 2013 11:44

Should've walked past the couple, OP. Chances are they were so caught up in their anger at each other, they wouldn't have even noticed you.

Comments

tj5810 21

Tuesday 18 June 2013 12:49

You must live in an interesting neighborhood. Never a dull moment.

olpally 32

Tuesday 18 June 2013 12:58

Avoiding a potentially awkward situation to run into another one with a creepy old guy in his underwear watering his plants, should've just stayed with the potential of domestic violence side of the street.

RockySnakes 10

Tuesday 18 June 2013 13:01

next time dont look if you dont like my calvin klien boxers

photoquilty 6

Tuesday 18 June 2013 13:06

You spelled Klein wrong.

FightMyLiger 19

Tuesday 18 June 2013 13:34

*Klein That's how the cool kids say it, #18

SuperDanielNL 23

Tuesday 18 June 2013 13:48

No, thats just proper spelling. Source: a cool kid.

FightMyLiger 19

Tuesday 18 June 2013 14:32

Was referring to the asterisks.

photoquilty 6

Tuesday 18 June 2013 13:04

I guess you should just stay home in the future.

SamanthaNGoree 10

Tuesday 18 June 2013 13:14

I'd drop my pants and stare back at him... Even the score.

FrankHotpants 31

Tuesday 18 June 2013 13:26

Well if the man is on his property then so what, ill be damned if anyone tells me I have to wear pants in my house!

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 18 June 2013 20:06

I imagine he was outside when this occurred. Is it still indecent exposure if you're on your property, but outside?

kozzard 17

Wednesday 19 June 2013 9:30

as long as you're covering your naughty bits I belive so. if not, even being inside your own house won't save you if you can be seen from the street/sidewalk.

SuperDanielNL 23

Tuesday 18 June 2013 13:41

So what, look the other way and pick up the pace a bit. There are wierdos everywhere. Most are harmless.

Dodge4x4Ram 46

Tuesday 18 June 2013 13:41

walk in the middle

graceinsheepwear 33

Tuesday 18 June 2013 13:59

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood...I have always wanted to have a neighbor just like you. I have always wanted to live in a neighborhood with you...