By Anonymous - 29/10/2009 05:15 - Australia

Today, I got a free temporary tattoo of a scorpion in a packet of potato chips and decided to wear it on my wrist. Whilst I was in the shower, I got a shock, thinking it was a spider. I then lost balance and slipped, banging my head on the faucet. FML
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AliMarie 0

Uh. . .this just confuses me.

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Tribulations 0

That is undoubtedly the worst tattoo ever worn by anyone ever.

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AliMarie 0

Uh. . .this just confuses me.

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Exiro2 0

The only explanation I can find is that she used too much LSD which caused the scorpion to become a real spider.

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mac222 0

her life is so pathetic she added that so we didn't think she was a complete idiot

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needsagf14 12

they thought it was a spider on their wrist where the scorpion was

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cre8or99 0

ok I get it now she got the tattoo on her wrist and while she was in the shower she got a shock (a shock like when u rub the carppet with socks on and touch someone) she then looked down at her wrist and saw the spider/Scorpion and thinking it was real and what bit her she got scared and fell your welcome

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ZombieFetus322 5

Actually, I think OP means she forgot about the tattoo and when she saw it she thought it was a spider and that shocked her (as in surprised not literally shocked) causing her to slip.

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LoveDemon 19

haha ... time you knew the difference between a tattoo and the real thing ... :D

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fakepolice 0

not free when u buy the bag of chips... oh and FAIL!!!

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countrygal926 0

What exactly do your temporary tattoo and you slippin in the shower have in common?

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PandaPandaPandaX 0

When #4 posted their comment, they couldn't possibly have read #5...

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yehr 0

she probably forgot about it then saw it out of the corner of her eye and her first would be spider cause they're more common. LMAO this made me cack!!!

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darkheadlights 4

She mistook the scorpion tattoo for a spider on her wrist. At least that's how I understood it.

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andydawg8891 0

*eyeroll* Women I don't say that because I really feel that way. I say it because I like watching people fight.

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Have at you, then. (raises fisticuffs in old-Irish posture)

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Life_is_FML 22

Wow you really must be sooo bored that you have to make a rude comment just to be an a**hole. Grow up and get a life please.

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Tribulations 0

That is undoubtedly the worst tattoo ever worn by anyone ever.

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Mc09toofine 0

i don't understand this ydi for how badly written this fml is!

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fringle 0

I didn't get it either at first but I think she got scared from her tattoo.

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blastvortex 3

Be wary of that great, big dark thing that sometimes creeps along your walls and floors as well! It's stalking you!

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