Awkward

By Anonymous - 07/01/2012 06:30 - United States

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Today, I found out what it's like to have your boyfriend's mom find your hidden stash of condoms in your car, then spend the next two hours shopping with her. Alone. FML
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summerbreeze888 10

At least she knows your being safe and responsible right? But that would still be pretty awkward

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DocBastard 38

The only thing more awkward would be shopping with her FOR condoms for two hours. "Do you think this one would look good on him? Oooh! Wait, this one is ribbed AND has spermicidal lubricant! Get this one!"

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Comments

MaaaanWTF 1

Keeping condoms in your car is kind of a bad idea. The constant fluctuation in temperature could damage them.

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Ins_Knie 2

Wow, constant fluctuation...

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ikickgingers 15

Flux capacitor?

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fernclogger 5

Isn't everyone shopping with someone else's mom after that mom finds condoms in your car?

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TheJashinist 8

That's really awkward. I think I'd die a little on the inside.

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WaSiSimiLang 8

They're water bombs for the kids! That's all they are! I swear!

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salvorican 24

She's going to use them to make balloon animals duh

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perdix 29

Is she in a hurry to become a grandma, or for her boy to catch whatever STD you are sporting? It could be worse it they are the new Trojan Minis: "The jimmy hat for the teeny peeny."

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The_Hitdude 12

That's a little derping on your part. Why would you keep them in the car? Either your hiding spot was really easy (like in the trunk, under a seat, etc.) or your boyfriend's mom was snooping. If the latter, then this should teach her a lesson about being nosy.

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1JDub 6

So, break the ice. Tell her she can get it too?

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astralvagan 20

That is so epic!

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hateevryone 14

she didn't bring it up?

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