Sex and Intimacy: Awkward

Awkward

By Anonymous - 07/01/2012 06:30 - United States

Today, I found out what it's like to have your boyfriend's mom find your hidden stash of condoms in your car, then spend the next two hours shopping with her. Alone. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML

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By Mary - 04/12/2011 22:47 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML

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Double trouble

By Anonymous - 27/11/2023 20:00

Today, I realized the fun of sneaking around on my girlfriend with her hot mom wasn't worth it when I found out that both my girlfriend and her mom have ended up pregnant. FML

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By killmenow - 10/09/2012 17:52 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was out shopping, when I noticed a teenage girl with a double stroller picking up a pack of condoms. I couldn't help but mutter that it was a little late for those. A guy who must have been her boyfriend then stormed over and beat the shit out of me. FML

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By RahiYeah09 - 17/09/2009 18:45 - United States

Today, I was in the 'intimacy' section of Walmart. After grabbing 2 boxes of condoms and a vibrating ring I turn around to see my ex boyfriend's mom. I smile awkwardly and put my head down as I walk away, causing me to colide with his dad and send my 'goodies' all over the floor. FML

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Weird family

By Veronica - 29/12/2022 09:00 - United States - Allentown

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2010 13:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 16:46 - United States

Today, I spent three hours getting ready to go out to lunch with my boyfriend, only to find out he meant we're going to the McDonald's inside Wal-Mart so he can also pick up condoms. FML

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By sideGirl - 26/09/2020 10:01 - United States - Lancaster

Today, I found out my boyfriend has another girlfriend when she walked into his bedroom while we were having sex. I didn't drive there, so I'm now sitting in his car while they fight. It's been two hours since she got home. FML

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By jackass - 13/04/2009 10:46 - United States

Today, I handed the keys to my Mustang to my mom so she could go car shopping. As she pulled away, I remembered the condom wrappers, sex toy packaging, and empty bottle of rum that was in the passenger's seat of my car. I'm twenty. FML

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summerbreeze888 10

Saturday 7 January 2012 12:26

At least she knows your being safe and responsible right? But that would still be pretty awkward

DocBastard 38

Saturday 7 January 2012 12:46

The only thing more awkward would be shopping with her FOR condoms for two hours. "Do you think this one would look good on him? Oooh! Wait, this one is ribbed AND has spermicidal lubricant! Get this one!"

Comments

DevilsMetsGiants 30

Sunday 8 January 2012 7:57

How can you be shopping with her if you're alone?

picklemonger 13

Sunday 8 January 2012 18:56

Time to find a better hiding place.

Unknown_stranger 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 23:36

Tell her you were saving them just in case her husband needed one.

MikeyFilth13 0

Monday 9 January 2012 0:43

they obviously werent hidden... condoms are overrated anyway!

ehtheis518 0

Monday 9 January 2012 5:02

For what more condoms?

BGMEN 2

Monday 9 January 2012 5:46

Should have found a better hiding spot

JordyMac18 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 19:12

All moms freak out cause they want their kids to use protection. I bet she was worried that you weren't. Think of it this way, you just saved her from worrying about unwanted pregnancies.

jjesuslover 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 21:30

Shoopping for more condoms?

picturescrazy 24

Sunday 15 January 2012 0:34

You actually shouldn't leave condoms in your car. The temperature fluctuates too much throughout the day, which will ruin the latex. I hope you guys went shopping for more since the ones in your car are probably no good anyway (: