Awkward

By Anonymous - 07/01/2012 06:30 - United States

Spicy
Today, I found out what it's like to have your boyfriend's mom find your hidden stash of condoms in your car, then spend the next two hours shopping with her. Alone. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 594
You deserved it 7 232

Same thing different taste

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At least she knows your being safe and responsible right? But that would still be pretty awkward

The only thing more awkward would be shopping with her FOR condoms for two hours. "Do you think this one would look good on him? Oooh! Wait, this one is ribbed AND has spermicidal lubricant! Get this one!"

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How can you be shopping with her if you're alone?

picklemonger 13

Time to find a better hiding place.

Tell her you were saving them just in case her husband needed one.

they obviously werent hidden... condoms are overrated anyway!

Should have found a better hiding spot

All moms freak out cause they want their kids to use protection. I bet she was worried that you weren't. Think of it this way, you just saved her from worrying about unwanted pregnancies.

jjesuslover 0

You actually shouldn't leave condoms in your car. The temperature fluctuates too much throughout the day, which will ruin the latex. I hope you guys went shopping for more since the ones in your car are probably no good anyway (:

Lexibishop 0