Awkward

By Anonymous - 07/01/2012 06:30 - United States

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Today, I found out what it's like to have your boyfriend's mom find your hidden stash of condoms in your car, then spend the next two hours shopping with her. Alone. FML
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summerbreeze888 10

At least she knows your being safe and responsible right? But that would still be pretty awkward

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DocBastard 38

The only thing more awkward would be shopping with her FOR condoms for two hours. "Do you think this one would look good on him? Oooh! Wait, this one is ribbed AND has spermicidal lubricant! Get this one!"

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jturner874 0

whenever my mom finds one of my condoms, I tell her this: "wouldn't you rather find one than NOT find one?

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Okayitwasme 0

One out of two isn't bad... She didn't find your weed. That must be in a better spot. Your not thinking.... That's where the condoms should go too.

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shoopd 19

Depends on where you are. America - 16, just to be a pain in the ass. Everywhere else - 10.

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camiguin 3

Ever heard ya shouldn't keep condoms in a wallet? For the same reason you shouldn't keep them in your car. If you're going to have sex and be smart about it at least be completely smart about it.

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teacupkoi 9

Um...you shouldn't be keeping condoms in your car in the first place. Find a better place to hide them in your own room, THEN be smart and put some in your purse before date time.

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planckit 6

Putting condoms in your glovebox or ash tray isn't really hiding them

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onlychildFTW 33

They couldn't have been very well hidden if she found them. Unless she went searching through your car for them.

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rubyliu8420 7

Not a very "secret" stash...ydi

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Mkbitch 2

She's gonna let her son know so he better know they're in there!

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