Baby you can't drive my car

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Burnham

Today, I found out why my bank balance is so unusually low. It turns out that I bought a car in Indonesia. I've never been to Indonesia. FML
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Top comments

KeXu 6

OP just accidentally miswrote his/her address as "Indonesia" instead of "UK."

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livforever 13

happened to me, it's the worst thing ever.

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BntyHntrSeattle 30

You better beat the shit outta Sandy Biggelow Patterson- thought she was in jail!

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IStoleTheCookies 16

Happened to me too. Tried to withdraw £5000 when i had 10p in my account lol

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ShakeDisPlace 10

They need to come up with better ways to prevent identity theft , it happens too much.

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Narutosuns2fan 12

**** identity theft, out of all things to be victimized of, that's the worse. You pretty much lose everything.

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tacomonkey 7

I fail to see how freedom enters into this situation.

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Steffi 26

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KeXu 6

OP just accidentally miswrote his/her address as "Indonesia" instead of "UK."

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brackaman 18

No, OP just sent his servant with a ridiculous amount of money to Indonesia to buy the car for him. What he calls unusually low amount is actually about $1000000.

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worldclassrager 39

Identity theft happens to the best of us...hope you get your money back.,.and maybe the car also if it's worth it...

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_DudeGuy_ 16

Get your debit card cancelled, then get a new one. If the issue was not the card being stolen, find out if the car company will refund you.

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kamikrazy 6

Congrats on your new car! If only you knew what it was.

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insomniac8400 13

Well perhaps you shouldn't have bought a car there then

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badluckdawson 19

He didn't dumbass

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assassinbanana0 20

I lost a few brain cells reading your comment Just go away You have no business here

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Jemm_fml 29

@36, I'm glad it isn't just me who gets frustrated with so many FML members' inability to identify jokes. Downvoting people for absolutely no reason.

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uoeno_fml 20

Those ******* Indonesians! Always asking for cars over email and being princesses and shit

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onanknovotna 10

Wtf im indonesian u ****** racist Just cuz some people did stupid thing then u can judge us like that

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perdix 29

The good news is you won't need a taxi when you arrive, Djakarta's already there! Bon voyage, Java nice trip!

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perdix 29

Lesson for the day: Nazi puns: Popular Indonesia puns: Too obscure.

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rg350dx 29

Hah! I bet you did Nazi tha- *gets beaten to death by the overused pun hit squad*

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perdix 29

#33, you had the Timor-ity to make such a pun! You'll regret the day your were Borneo.

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PimpdaddyCJT 13

Perdix is a master of all puns.

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sadistmonkey 19

I was going to take a Krakatoa at telling an Indonesian pun but my Papua told me not to.

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xxGheTToGumbYxx 16

Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!

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QQmore_fml 18

Don't suffer like Jim has... For only a dollar a day, you can protect your identity...

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rg350dx 29

For only an apple a day...you too can keep the doctor away. Stop being harassed by annoying health professionals. Try Granny Smith today.

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anythingmustbe 18

It either identity theft or you got seriously smashed went on an overnight bender ending up in Indonesia found yourself with out transport bought a car went partying through out the mean streets had a threesome then came back and forgot all about it. Now out of the two scenarios which one do you think is most likely?

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