Baby you can't drive my car

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Burnham

Today, I found out why my bank balance is so unusually low. It turns out that I bought a car in Indonesia. I've never been to Indonesia. FML
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KeXu 6

OP just accidentally miswrote his/her address as "Indonesia" instead of "UK."

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jabi3jabi3 8

Go track him down. just be careful, identify thieves like to punch the neck.

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perdix 29

#18, really, because I think identity thieves favorite song is The Cure's "Why Can't I Be You?"

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MisterEx 28

Looks like you will be eating lots of indo-mie until your next, next, next pay check,OP.

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perdix 29

#13, c'mon, ya n00b, a CC number is useless without an expiration date and a security code. Between you and me, mine are October 2007 and 007. Don't tell anyone else!

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exo_went_insane 12

Apparently, your credit card details have..

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anythingmustbe 18

I think, I just think that Noor might be trying to steal your details. I am not sure but I have a hunch...

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songbird062 6

I feel your pain. Someone in Bangkok recently had a lot fun on my money, ran my account into the negative. I hope you get your money back, FYL.

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ms_gemstone 5

I'm Indonesian and even if I wasn't, I do not appreciate comments like "******* Indonesian" or "******* Texan". There are bad people all over the world, we can't label the whole nation for what the bad people did wrong.

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vipirius 18

Where is this thread has anyone cursed at another country?

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KiddoKS 19

Well get to Indonesia and go for a joyride :)

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perdix 29

#23, CTFD, it's not like I told her that my mother's maiden name was Jingleheimerschmidt.

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Enslaved 36

Or shall I have said-- "Dude, di mana mobil saya?" (Gotta love Google Translate)

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olpally 32

Nah, lol. Doesn't work on this one enslaved. Op needs to be stoned for the FML to work like you want it to. Lol :)

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