Thief and Money: Baby you can't drive my car - FML

Baby you can't drive my car

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Burnham

Today, I found out why my bank balance is so unusually low. It turns out that I bought a car in Indonesia. I've never been to Indonesia. FML

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asimplesharpie 7

Saturday 6 July 2013 16:05

identity theft is a bitch.

KeXu 6

Saturday 6 July 2013 16:07

OP just accidentally miswrote his/her address as "Indonesia" instead of "UK."

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onorexveritas 23

Saturday 6 July 2013 21:21

someone is a good guesser...or you were drunk shopping

graceinsheepwear 33

Saturday 6 July 2013 21:59

32, her name is my name too!

KickAzzGrandma 5

Saturday 6 July 2013 22:11

I feel you someone stole my identity and Social security before I even turned 18

ShakeDisPlace 10

Saturday 6 July 2013 22:12

this is like that episode of spongebob when he "lost his identity"

justmeCee 16

Saturday 6 July 2013 22:33

Did you reply to one of those emails that asks for your banking info to receive your inheritance from an Indonesian prince? Either way, FYL, OP. I hope you can get your money back and catch the culprit.

TheWorldGreatest 8

Saturday 6 July 2013 22:43

Wtf

rety1 13

Saturday 6 July 2013 23:08

The way you worded that it made me think you were using the computer in your sleep or something and bought a car in Indonesia. Lol

stoych 19

Sunday 7 July 2013 2:19

Congratulations! You own a rickshaw with an engine!

ajaj26 12

Sunday 7 July 2013 5:24

Don't FML before you know what kind of a car it is! If it was a Bentley you'd be packing right now! Indonesia is a great buyers market, stolen cars are cheap. Just hope its a good car and go all Liam Nelson on whoever bought it with your money!

Rainbow_dumpster 28

Sunday 7 July 2013 7:15

This story is a ******* nightmare.

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Today, my step-dad was talking about how he was raised in Las Vegas, telling stories about him and his buddies, until he stopped, looked right at my mom and said, "Find her, feed her, f*ck her, forget her. But I never forgot your mom, that's how I stole her from your dad." FML

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Today, I worked up the courage to ask out the girl I liked. I got her a nice bracelet for her birthday and asked her on a date when I gave it to her. "Aww, you're so sweet!" was the response to the gift. Her response to the date proposal? "Wait, you aren't gay?" FML

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Today, I'm on a class trip to Washington DC. Last night, my roommate took a shower, and I decided that I would take one in the morning. This morning, I found out after I got out of the shower that my roommate used one towel for drying himself, and the other for a mat. He didn't hang either of them up. FML

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Today, to prove that my girlfriend is a "total skank", my best friend seduced her and showed me the video he secretly filmed of it. FML

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Today, I was told I've secured the job I applied for at my local hospital. Being just 19, this is a great opportunity, and I told my parents. They angrily asked if I'd applied just to get access to drugs, then demanded to know how I'd managed to pass the drug test. Thanks for the confidence. FML

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Today, I woke up again from another nightmare about my university's hazing fallout. Every time I see their faces in these dreams, I remember how they got away with everything, including trying to end us as they searched for the first year snitch. FML

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